"Princess! Help!"

"What is it now?"

"The English essay! Help! It's burning my eyes out!"

"And why would I help you?"

"Because you're nice and you rock at English and please"

"No."

"Pleaseeeeeeee"

"No."

"Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Arghh... fine."

"So, what's the question?"

"The same as yours."

"Wait what?!"

"I'm in your class, princess."