Cindy | Charming

"PC! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"

"Try me."

"Wait what?!"

"What?"

"Oh my lord, the innocence... uhhh... anyway, you're Penelope Clearwater!!!"

"Did you just say Penelope Clearwater? Penelope Clearwater as in Harry Po-"

"Mwahahahah, I'll make you regret the day you messed with me"

"What... I'm a man."

"Ahahahahah I know. I was just joking."

"...So who do you think I am?"

"Umm... someone with the initials of PC in my class?"

"PC's smiling."

"...Patrick Chad?"

"ShitNo! Not that nasty jerk!"

"Oh...uhh..."

"Please tell me you didn't actually think I was him."

"Ahahhah..."

"..."

"Anymore guesses?"

"Ok how about Peter Charming?"

"Woah! So close! Only got to change the 'eter' into-"

"No."

"Don't you dare."

"Wha- But princess! I didn't even say anything!"

"I would've thought your initials were PC but if their not hmmmm..."

"Well then...  Princess, do you want your next hint?"

"Yeah?"

"Hey princess, wanna marry me?"

"..."

"..."

"W... WHAT THE ACTUAL"

"Shhh princess. No swearing. Your mum will hear you."

"But seriou- Did I hear that right?"

"... Princess, I'm hurt that you still don't know who I am despite these obvious hints."

"WHAT THE HELL PC! HOW ARE THESE OBVIOUS HINTS?!!"

"Are they not?"

"Who in their right mind would... would..."

"Would what, princess?"

"Arghhh asshole! How is a proposal a hint?!"

"... I guess you really don't remember..."

"Remember what?"

"PC?"

"Prince Charming?"

"Hello?"