today i was home alone at my dad's because he was working as he does everyday.

then my mom called me on my phone and found out i was alone.

when my dad got home my mom called and asked to speak to my dad.

then i heard my dad cussing and badmouthing my mom--

dad: fLUFF YOU YOU FLUFFY DONKEYHOLE I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT HUH I'LL SEE YOU IN FLUFFING COURT

*turns to me*

YOUR MOM IS A DONKEYHOLE AND YOU ARE TOO AND YOU ARE SO LAZY YOUR SISTERS KNEW HOW TO FLUFFYING COOK AT AGE 10---

me: thank you very much i'm going to cry now

what a beautiful father-daughter relationship

fluff.