"Coming Home to Roost"
Once again we're in the dorm of Team RWBY with Weiss sitting in Blakes bed and Blake sitting on Yang's bed and finally there's Yang laying on the ground chilling about to finish one of her god awful jokes and also shonaku , shanic ghost and Trajon there hanging out with girls like usual.

Yang:And She said-
Blake: "Now that's a katana"
Weiss: Get new Jokes Yang.
Shonaku: I agree with ice queen and am i the only who's noticed that's been used so many times, heck even the fans who make comments on rwby fanfics used this joke.

And once again the team leader makes another hole in the wall as a piano out of nowhere fell through the roof and almost hits Shonaku as it keeps going down the floor.

Ghost: I think that was a warning sign for you to not break the fourth wall.

Just then the door was kicked open as the leader of team RWBY ran in.

Ruby: Guys! Shut up! I just got the most incredible news!
Tajon: well 1. It's rude to tell people to shut up Ruby and 2. What is it?
Ruby:Uncle Qrow is coming to visit!!!!

Ruby then bounced of the walls in the room as she was all over the place and yang stood up from her chill spot.

Yang:*gasp* Oh my gosh!!! I can't wait.

As it was silent for a moment something hit the window but no one noticed it except a few individuals.

Weiss: Your Uncle Qrow? Isn't he the drunk loudmouth?
Trajon: You know weiss cream, It's very rude to describe a member of someone's family like that.
Shanic: but she's not wrong
Ruby: he prefers "Reckless Rouge"
Yang: He's super cool!
Ruby All the time!

Just then another thud was heard from the window.

Ghost head: They say he's cool but he c\annot go through a window
Blake: I suppose there are... worse role models out there.

Elsewhere
*ACHOO*

That came from the sound of two people who were hanging out with some old friends

???: bless you to you both.

That was said by a man with a blue hoodie, green t-shirt jeans and green shoes, he had short spikey greenish-blue hair and bluish-green eyes.

???#2: Thanks Zilla
???#3: wonder why we sneezed at the same time?
???#2: probably maybe someone was talking about us Rodan
Rodan: maybe you're right Anguris also why didn't Mothra or Godzilla showed up.
Anguris: they went to visit our nephew Striker.
Rodan: oh yeah maybe i can stop by and say hi been a while since we had a Uncle and Nephew bonding>.

Back at beacon

Yang: i mean, he's definitely cool... but im not sure i'd go as far to say "role model".
Ruby: I'm telling him you said that.

Just then there was a sound of stomping feet gradually getting louder as the dorm of the room was open again and it was a man with  graying black, spiky hair, brilliant vermilion eyes, and slight stubble along his jawline. Along with a red, tattered cloak, he wears a gray dress shirt with a long tail, black dress pants and black dress shoes. He opened the window and ran out the door and once again was outside. Everyone present was trying to process what the holy hell just happened.

Blake:Was that.... your Uncle Qrow?

Finally Qrow in bird form transform into human as a dramatic Entrance.

Qrow: TA-DAH!
Ruby: AH! UNCLE QROW!!!!
Qrow no wait!!!

Ruby latched to her uncle in a hug but Qrow lost his footing and they both fell out the Window but instead of hearing a thud both Ruby and Qrow were thrown back to the dorm Room as someone else flew to the window It was a women on a white, blue and brown kimono with Orange sleeves , and and white underskirt , black wrap around hands brown sandals and a golden waist wrap. She had short white hair with a brown streak and light blue eyes, what stood out most about her was she had giant butterfly wings on her back. Her name was Mothra or better known as her human name silvia.

Silvia: you know, Qrow, not everyone needs to make a dramatic entrance to impress people.
Qrow: yeah thanks for the save.
Shonaku: ok who's this?
Ruby: WOW your wings are beautiful!!!
Silvia: why thank you. Such a nice niece you have Qrow.Nice to see you again Trajon
Trajon: Hi Mrs. Alvarez
Shanic: wait alvarez? Then are you....

Just then two more people entered the dorm which was of course Striker and his Father

Edward: Then Your uncle was like "Go fuck yourself! you have to pay for sex"
Striker: HAHAHAHA aw man Uncle Rodan really hate internet trolls
Edward: that he does he stills need to learn that the only way to beat a troll is to ignore it
Silvia: isn't this Surprising

Both Father and son looked to see the divine moth in front of them.

Edward:oh....hi honey *nervous laughs*
Striker: MOM! What are you doing here?!
Silvia: what can't a mother go visit her son to see the friends he's made and good times he's having at Beacon.
Shonaku: well that's planned for volume 3
Ghost: NAKU!
Shonaku: *runs*

"Read the Sign"
Now we're in the city of vale and I believe we now see the shadow people doing some protesting as some were holding signs that said 'no more curfew' another saying 'down with vegetables' and finally one saying 'we want pizza' amen brother. The old man who owns all the same stores is annoyed by the commotion. Next we see Blake Velvet and Sun holding signs that said 'equality for Faunus' as well we see Echo Kiryu and Penny holding signs that's say 'Robots and Androids are human too'

Next we see Yang holding a sign that says 'Save the bees!' Then we see Nora Ruby and Zwei holding signs that's say 'no homework on weekends' shanic was there also holding a sign that says 'ban ports class'. We now see Weiss, the teachers and Ozpin as they hold a sign that says 'More homework on weekends' then there's ghost as he holds a sign that says 'Off with Ozpins head' Finally there's Trajon who holds a sign that says 'Force Neptune to swim'

As we move away from the crowd we see Neo as she holds a microphone gasp is she about to say Something!!!!!!!!

Nah she pulls out as sign as it says

Neo: This is just how I talk

Classic Neo as she gave a wink and a kiss towards the audience specifically one person *cough* Delta *cough*

"Life Coach"
Back in beacon's courtyard as shanic Weiss and Ruby were on their scrolls as we looked to see Yang pushing Jaune towards Weiss.

Jaune: I don't.....I don't feel good about it!

Jaune took a deep breath as he said...

Jaune: Weiss I'm taking you out to dinner tonight. wear something pretty and don't be late
Weiss: Okay
Shanic: Wow it all worked off pretty well.
Ruby: What weird thing you guys doing?
Jaune: yang and Shanic are my new life coaches they're both teaching me to get what I want by being more assertive.

Cut to a time where Zwei was about to pee on Jaune and he said.

Jaune: Stop!

And zwei turned away next we go to Jaune ordering some noodles and he slam his fist on the cart as he said.

Jaune: More!

And the old man made more noodles next we have a small beowolf about to pee on a tree but turns out Jaune was there and he said.

Jaune:Don't!

And the Beowolf turned away as we cut back to the courtyard. As Jaune confidence grew a bit too much.

Jaune: now how about a little appetizer before dinner.

As Jaune was about to kiss Weiss his lips met by a steel blade as he opens his eyes to see Trajon with Darkon blocking Jaune from kissing Weiss.

Trajon: That's was a mistake Jaune....

Trajon looked at Shanic and Yang as his blazed a bit.

Trajon: I supposed you two were in this as well....
Shanic: well we were just trying to help a frien-

Shanic then felt himself get lifted and he was thrown to the other side of the courtyard.

Trajon: Excuse me my Weiss Cream I have some business to take off.

End of Episode 9