I got this one off of https://www.beliefnet.com/ilovejesus/features/hilarious-christian-jokes.aspx?p=2 (sorry I haven't updated in so long!)

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

We just make the world more interesting, right ladies? 😉