Ogórek: So what,are we starting soon?
Stephen: Yeah, actually we're gonna be soon on the Skeld.
Ogórek: Ok.
Stephen: Although someone is about to join. Let me give her code.
An orange crewmate teleports on the Dropship. Her name is Fire and she wears a beanie.
Fire: Yo cousin!
Stephen: Ayo cousin!
5 minutes later on the Skeld
Stephen: Ok everyone! Let's split up!
Banana: Wouldn't teamwork be better?
Stephen: But why?
Banan: Everytime when protangonists horror split up,everyone dies.
Stephen: Eeeeeh,you're talking nonsense.
Banana: Alright,then.
Ogórek goes towards Medbay,Banana towards the Cams,Spambot walks around the table with Emergency Button,Crewmate goes towards Navigation,Stephen towards storage and Fire goes with Ogórek.
Ogórek: Wow,why are you following me?
Fire: I want to check if you're not the impostor!
Ogórek: Impo... What?
Suddenly the lights turns off
Ogórek: Oh my flying astronaut! Lights are off,and with it my dark green fedora on my head.
Fire: Let's fix it.
Ogórek grabs and puts on his hat. Pair of crewmates goes to Electric and fix the lights. Turns out Stephen and ,,Crewmate'' are arguing.
Stephen: You don't understand,you're the impostor.
Crewmate: Yeaaaah,totally. No,you. What are you hiding in your pouch? PROBABLY A KNIFE.
Stephen: The only thing In whatever pocket or pouch is your brain. Because of the fact it's microscopic ,even electrons seem to be bigger than them.
Crewmate: Shut up,your parents don't love-
Fire: STOP ARGUING!
Ogórek: WHAT THE IS THE IMPOSTOR?!
Crewmate: You did not hear? Apparently to some ships,some otherwordly space-parasite sneaked unto the ships. In other words,one of us wants to murder everyone.
Stephen: And that impostor is you!
Crewmate: I'm not ,you buffoon.
Fire: SILENCE! WE'RE GONNA EXPLAIN THIS NEAR THE TABLE!
During Emergency Meeting
Spambot: NEW OFFER ON POTS. NOT USED-
Fire: Silence Spambot!
Ogórek:So,we're gonna explain the situation?
Fire: Yeah,sounds like reasonable plan.
Crewmate: So-
Stephen: HE VENTED!
,,Crewmate'' sighs
Crewmate: No,I did not vent. I just went to the Navigation,did my task,then went to you,because I heard you have problem with swiping the card.
Stephen: I'm pretty sure you vented. I'm pretty sure you were faking the tasks!
Fire: Sounds as if you were right cousin!
Fire and Stephen vote on ,,Crewmate''.
Crewmate: Ay!
Suddenly Ogórek has flashbacks.
Ogórek: Hold on,we have task-bar right?
Fire: Yes.
Ogórek: And it rises up when we do tasks.
Fire: Yes.
Ogórek: It has risen up when ,,Crewmate'' was in Navigation?
Fire: Yes.
Ogórek: Then it's clear that Crewmate is not the impostor.
Fire: Eh, I don't know,man. Kinda sus.
Ogórek sighs and with ,,Crewmate'' they skip. Spambot and Banana don't vote on anything.
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