we are the pretty girls
and the sexy boys
who hide behind
our computer screens
making wizard drugs
hilarious comebacks
and inventing our friends

we are nerd royalty
the rulers of the world
and if you screw with us
here's what we will do

dedicate our books to you
with wry notes
and make characters
based on you
that we know you
will never read
only us the cool kids will know
and we will laugh
just like you did
back when
you were young
A/N: Behold, the lightest poem I have ever written. This was actually an effort just to get myself to stop angsting.