I'm trying though my phone is not fixed. Also, just to be clear, I do not hate any religion, I just like talking about the issues with religion. But I swear, if you watch South Park, I certainly hope you don't get offended easily. I'm just a little one that doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything (although the metric system is also my religion.) so, if I offend you, I apologise.
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"You need anything?" Kyle asks as we all get in.

"No, not really," Stan says.

"Food," Kenny says.

Kyle smiles at Kenny, as if it's a good thing for him to want to eat.

"If you have apples-," Kenny starts.

"We are not doing this, you're having bread," Kyle says.

"What happened?" I ask Stan.

"Kenny has trouble with eating. Eating disorder," Stan says back.

"I've never seen him skip a meal or anything," I say.

"I'm not always anorexia or bulimia. It-well, Kenny has something out of that spectrum. Sometimes he'll be okay with eating and sometimes he can't eat anything until he is so badly into it any more starving would lead to a hospital visit. It's sort of harder to spot but Kyle and I-well- it's a long long story," Stan says.

"That's fine," I say.

"Lets just say, he was collapsed on the floor of the school bathroom a couple of months before summer holiday," Stan says.

"Oh," I say.

"Yeah. Kyle has been crazy worried for him since. But it's just sort of depressing. Lets just say, never let Kenny get away with 'I'm not hungry', ever," Stan says.

"You two talking about me?" Kenny asks.

He's smiling. I mean, I knew he's poor and that problem but... why did I never get to hear about this one? It must be such a big part of his life. It's a big part of his life.

"Yeah. Sort of," I say.

"Ooh. Are you talking about how hot I am?" Kenny asks.

"Oh yeah. We'd totally speculate about your dick size," Stan says, sarcastically.

"But our little Butterfly knows that number!" Kenny says.

"You're making that sound like I counted it! It's your problem your ex texted your dick pics to me, no fault of mine," I say.

"Wait. What?" Stan asks.

"You know when girls go crazy after you break up? Yeeeah," Kenny says.

"That is saying all girls go crazy! It's not all of them you fucking idiot," Kyle says.

"I wasn't saying that, we were talking about my last ex. You remember the one. Going out with some other dude behind my back and being a complete ass to you. Remember? The one that threw stuff at you when you told her you maybe wanted to be friends with me, that you were my good friend before she came in. You handled it so much more maturely than she did, I swear to God," Kenny says.

"Oh, the girl that nearly broke my arm because I accidentally forgot about the razor she hit her little finger on? Yeah, fuck her," Kyle says.

"True, fuck her," I say.

There is a short silence in the room. Oh I swear, a man can't do that nowadays?

"Butterfly. I- holy fuck you curse," Kenny says.

"Who corrupted him?" Kyle asks.

"Urban dictionary," I say.

"Ouch. I honestly thought your parents would block it," Kyle says.

"My parents aren't overprotective, they're just overly toxic," I say.

"Oh Jesus," Stan says.

"Not in my house!" Kyle says.

"Jesus did nothing wrong," Kenny says.

He laughs while saying it, clearly meaning a joke.

"You know according to the laws back then, he did quite a lot of things that were wrong," Kyle says.

"So Jesus was a badass?" Kenny asks.

"If you consider animal slaughtering, illegal gatherings and lots more badass then yes," Kyle says.

"I'll just sit this one out. My religion has no God, nor Jesus," Stan says.

"Me neither, Atheist," Kenny says.

"I mean I'm a Christian," I say.

"Stan. Do you still worship the metric system?" Kenny asks.

"Obviously, it is the best religion around," Stan says.

"How many are there?" Kyle asks.

"3 that i know of. A Scot, a Finn and  me," Stan says.

"Wait! You actually have people in other countries?" Kyle asks.

"Ain't nothing wrong with that!" Stan says.

"Dude, sounds awesome, I'm in," Kenny says.

"I mean, I'm in, fuck it," I say.

"How corrupt are you?" Kyle asks.

"I tested positive for sex addiction, so, pretty," I say.

"Come on, Ky, it's the best religion," Stan says.

"Fuck this shit, I'm in. I'm keeping Jewish culture but fuck it," Kyle says.

"You don't need to devote yourself. Religion of the metric system doesn't look down upon anyone. It's all about equality, with the metric system as an all power system," Stan says.

"Stan... that literally sounds like the most amazing religion I have ever heard of," I say.

"Isn't that every religion ever? 'We are so peaceful and love everything. Lets hug'?" Kyle asks.

"No, Christian old testament is against women, queer people and Jews quite openly, the Muslim holy book can be interpreted as hating quite a lot of people. Scientology... um... we can skip over that one because you know already. Jewish book... well. Isn't quite as open about it but it also has some weird points. Every-single-Religion has a part of the society it hates but if the religion lets you be an another religion at the same time, it's automatically open to different types of people," Kenny says.

"You are fucking insane with how good that analysis was. Holy fuck," Kyle says.

"Well. Before gets too turned on by how smart Kenny is, lets play something," Stan says.

"How did you know that I think being intelligent is hot? Dude, what the fuck?" Kyle asks.

Kenny actually blushes, putting his hood back up. I smile at him.

"Yeah, lets play!" I say.

Kyle nods before getting the console on.