Hey dudes! So, yeah, normal shit.

1. Warnings include cursing and talk or direct happenings including addictions and mental illness. Physical illness, deaths and shit like that.

2. If I have a head cannon here that isn't true, don't worry, I just do it every now and again as I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME NOR THE POSSIBILITY TO SEE EVERY-LITTLE-DETAIL ABOUT EVERYTHING!

3. I will have statements that directly go against things I know from the show because MY STORY, MY RULES.

4. Mentally, I'm in a shit place, so, this may take forever to get an update.

5. Ships? Um... Stutters (Butters x Stan. I'm a multishipper and think every ship deserves as many stories as Creek and Style.)
K2 (Kenny x Kyle, nothing else said.)
Cryde (Craig x Clyde.)
Nibedy? Is that the name? (Bebe x Wendy x Nichole. Dude, polyamory with three gals! Count me the fuck in, k?)
Tokeek? I DO NOT KNOW FUCKING SHIP NAMES, LEAVE MY FAT ANNOYING PERSON ALONE (Tweek x Token cause Token NEEDS to be everywhere! We need more Mummy Token!)

6. I do research subjects I am not familiar with but if there is something offensive, please report back to me about it.

7. I'm the only one allowed to be bullied, no person, no animal, no fucking thing that breaths or doesn't breath can be bullied (other than me and the fourth wall.)

8. Anybody knows I write smut. So, a bit of a warning about that.

9. Yet again, I'll have to direct you towards caffeinetea if you're looking for a good story.

10. I am aware of the fact my grammar is shit. First of all, small screen, not being English and autocorrect, second of all, this is my eight story and I still don't know shit about how this works. So, I apologise for mistakes.

11. Naturally, I write like a Brit. But I try to change to American while writing about American characters.

12. I'll make a chapter or two soon enough.