Dappletail's ways were LAME!!!! So I made my own ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan!

1. Buy a plane and use the camp as a runway

2. Call Firestar a ballerina and force him to dance! (DO IT! DO IT!)

3. Practice battle moves on Leafpool

4. Steal one of my cookies(DON'T. YOU. DARE!)

5. Practice the death blow on a kit for "training purposes"

6. Start attacking everyone with a metal baseball bat to practice your swing

7. Put motion-activated deadly poison spikes at the entrance to Firestar's den(I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT!!!!)

8. Practice your archery skills and use Crazystar as the target(get rid of that stupid old she-cat! I HATE HER!)

9. Bring the beavers back to the stream so that all of the cats can die of thirst

10. Bring Sandstorm to Antarctica because she "looks like a penguin" and leave her there

11. Bring a bulldozer to the camp and demolish the camp "because you were bored"

12. Cause a sinkhole to open up right underneath the nursery

13. Drown Brambleclaw because you "decided you didn't like him"

14. Introduce Jayfeather to soda(That crazy cat doesn't need caffeine too!)

15. Chop down all the trees on ThunderClan territory!

Bonus #16. Come with me to do all of these tomorrow! (except for #4 obviously)