Right back to where we left off.
Sabrina and I were having quite a nice time watching from the top of everything. Yes, this is Jacob Constellation speaking. Fun indeed! I do enjoy hanging from lights in the middle of nowhere. Now, back to those loonies we call our classmates.
The witnesses were still having an argument about awesomeness, and the prosecution and defence were seeing each other at ten sees per three and a quarter seconds. Lovina was simply enjoying herself watching, and the others were either sleeping, breathing, watching, or breathing. Sabrina was trying out some random moves while holding onto a crack in the ceiling. Don't ask, I have no idea what's she doing. Meanwhile, I am doing what I don't even want to do.

Sebestian: SHADDUP!!!
*silence falls*
*silence*
*silence*

Sabrina: *stops trying to bash a hole in the light* This is...enjoyable.
Jacob: Hmm.

Judge Lovina: *clears throat* We shall continue with this...case. Witnesses, please take your leave.
Chance: I OBJECT!
Judge Lovina: Chance, I don't see what you can actually object to-
Chance: I OBJECT!
Rocky: I object as well to him objecting.
Chance: I OBJECT TO CARROTCRUNCH OBJECTING!
Harold: WOAH WOAH WOAH DUDE, CALM YOUR BUTT DOWN!
Rocky: I object to Holland objecting to me objecting.
Tim: *shakes head*
Tom: *shakes head*
Judge Lovina: BOTH OF YOU LET YOUR LAWYERS SORT THIS OUT. I. WILL. CHOOSE. WHO. I. CHOOSE.
Jennyfer: That makes no sense.
Judge Lovina: IT WILL MAKE SENSE WHEN I AM SPEAKING.
Coco: You are speaking.
Chance: I OBJECT TO CARROTCRUNCH OBJECTING ME OBJECTING!
Rocky: *pulls out carrot* *brandishes at Chance* AND I, OBJECT TO YOU OBJECTING TO ME OBJECTING YOU OBJECTING!

Sabrina: Dashyt is this?
Jacob: *grows blond hair and eyes turn blue* I OBJECT~ I OBJECT~~ CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOORE~~~

Judge Lovina: I OBJECT TO BOTH OF YOU OBJECTING! CHANCE, ROCKY, SIT DOWN. I WILL HANDLE THIS, OR MY NAME IS NOT YVONNE LOVINA.
Chance: She said my name first!
Rocky: *points carrot* I don't care, Holland.
Tim: *Hong Kong accent* We shall not bother to wait for the fight to end.
Tom: *French accent* We shall leave!
Chance: NO! *grabs Rocky's carrot*
Rocky: MY CARROT! I HAD IT SINCE YESTERDAY!
Chance: *lobs carrot at twins*
Carrot: *breaks*
Rocky: CARROT! *looks to Chance* THIS IS NOT ABOUT YVONNE ANYMORE. THIS IS NOW ABOUT MY CARROT.
Judge Lovina: Oh really? Goodie! Bye. *prepares to teleport*
Tom: We shall stay then.
Tim: We shall.
Chance: NO! MY PRECIOUS YVVIE!
Rocky: YVVVVVIE! DONUT LEAVE! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE CARROTS IN THE WORLD!
Judge Lovina: HOW THE HECK DID YOU FIND OUT THAT ONLY MY PARENTS CALL ME YVVIE

-meanwhile-
Leo: *passes recording to Harold* Your idea.
Harold: *secretly tosses recording to Tom* You wanted it.
Tom: *passes recording to Tim* You paid them.
Tim: *passes recording to Leo* You did it.

Judge Lovina: Since both of you are so uncooperative.... we shall solve it the hard way.
Rocky: *takes out another carrot* *bites into it vehemently*
Chance: *makes kissy lips*
Rocky: *finishes carrot* *takes out four more* Carrot fight, Holland?
Chance: *grabs two carrots* *narrows eyes* Challenge accepted.

Jacob: Interesting.
Sabrina: *hands carrot to Jacob* You eat this. I hate carrots.
Jacob: *bites into carrot slowly* *glares*

I think we'll leave it there for now.

Next up, we have carrots, carrots, and more carrots... urgh. Pardon me while I vomit. Hi, my name is Sabrina, and I'm a unicorn. Jacob made me eat another carrot in revenge. Right.
See you for the next terribly written installment. We may have Jennyfer coming in for damage control.

I'm a blasted criminal lawyer, not an author.

Hey, this is Jacob. Don't tell Sabrina I told you, but I can't wait. You see, coming up next is the best fight ever. Trust me.

JACOB! DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M AT THE RESTROOM VOMITING BECAUSE OF YOU MEAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Damn.