Chapter One: How It All Started

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A extremely warm welcome back again! Sabrina here, as usual. Last time we left off, there were lollipops and carrots and... JACOB, NO MORE LOLLIPOPS- HEY!
Please ignore that. My partner in commentry can be a little... difficult. Anyway, today we welcome you to the second session of Code Of Class Law. This will be slightly different, as it is based on a true story.
We welcome June(Jovys) and Harold(Harry) with their individual ships, Lindys and Jolin, as the defense and opposition respectively. Much of the class will be featured here. This is also not an actual court session, for the results are calculated by votes.
Camera, please pan to the court. May the best ship win, and may Jacob and I not fall off from the ceiling.

June: PEOPLE! DONUT SHIP ME WITH LEO!
Harold: JO-LIN! JO-LIN! JO-LIN!
June: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS
Harold: JOLIN
June: LINDYS
Harold: JOLIN
June: LINDYS
Harold: JOLIN
June: LINDYS
*one gets the picture*

Jacob: Hmm. *grabs lollipop* Lollipop.
Sabrina: Cookie. *magixs cookies*
Jacob: Cookie.
Sabrina: *eats cookie thoughtfully*
Jacob: How about we join in using telepathy? They'll hear our thoughts.
*both intense telepathy*

Harold: VOTE FOR JOLIN COME COME
Jacob: I vote for....
June: LINDYSLINDYSLINDYSLINDYSLINDYS
Jacob: Jacob!
June: LINDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS
Harold: Cast your vote now!
Jacob: Jacob!
Harold: Joey is a republican but I am a democrat!
June: LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS
Sabrina: *eats cookie thoughtfully*

Harold: Jacob is random. JOLIN.
June: LINDYS
Harold: I OBAMA YOU TRUMP
Jacob: Harold is a communist.
Harold: JOLIN
Sabrina: I vote for sitting on the lights and enjoying the fight.
June: HE'S A TERRORIST
Jennyfer: ME VOTE FOR COOKIES-
Harold: I'M NOT ISIS! JOLIN PLEASE JENNYFER
June: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINDYS LINDYS LINDYS
Jennyfer: I vote for free cookies.

Jacob: SABRINA, COOKIE
Sabrina: *silently hands half a cookie*

June: COME I OFFER U FREE FOOD
Harold: COME I OFFER U FREE CHIPS

Jacob: Hmm.
Sabrina: Interesting.

That's the end of Chapter One! Leave me be to read everything and piece it up...boy, I need a cookie. JENNYFER! JACOB! THE COOKIES!

NOTE: THESE CHAPTERS WILL BE SHORTER AS THE FIRST EDITIONS WERE PUBLISHED ON INSTAGRAM.
TO READ THERE, PLEASE FOLLOW WINGS.OF.MEMORY

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