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Shadow: I drag a human in to chew on. I certainly don't care if humans are squeamish that they might be my next meal. It's their fault they're queasy.

Haeji looks around, "Good," I say as I don't see anyone.

Shadow: I claw the human's face and remove its heart, chewing contentedly. I don't spot Haeji… but… 

Blue's Diary 
So. Shadow is distracted and so guess what?
I suspected Hwa Hae Ji all along. The brat, hah!  Imma kill her. Better yet, today. I'll get a whole confession just you wait. 

Aaaand ….

Shadow didn't see her!
What does that mean?

I get all the credit!

Haeji takes out book. Haeji: “Ah,” starts flipping pages. "Here it is,” I say as I find the page I was searching for… (eolgul-eul bakkuneun bangbeob) [how to change your face]

Haejidangsin-ui eolgul-eul bakkulyeomyeon: meonjeoi dan-eoleul meolie josimseuleobge malhasibsio. dojagi yuli pugsinhan bol-eun dan-eoleul tteo ollil su eobs-seubnida. geuleon da-eum nugunga-egei dan-eoleul malhago byeongyeong dan-eoleul bakkusibsio. geuleon da-eum geubhi domang chimyeon nuguegena nwaduji anh-eumyeon 1 bun hueneun jumun-i jagdonghaji anhseubnida.

Haeji (Basically say a bunch of words and then get someone else to say a bunch of pretty words, proceeding to wait one minute without someone seeing you.

Shadow looked around and began scribbling unintelligible words. It's a sort of to-do list, but top secret.

ꎭꍏꀘꏂ ꌚꀎꋪꏂ ꀤ ꏳꍏꈤꈤꂦ꓄ ꌃꏂ ꀎꈤꀷꏂꋪꌚ꓄ꂦꂦꀷ
2. ꀷꂦ ꓄ꀍꍏ꓄ ꌚꏂꏳꋪꏂ꓄ ꎭꀤꌚꌚꀤꂦꈤ ꓄ꀍꀤꈤꁅ ꅐꀤ꓄ꀍ ꋪꍏ꓄ ᖘꂦꀤꌚꂦꈤ

3. ꅐꀤꀷꏂꈤ ꎭꌩ ꒒ꀤꌚ꓄ ꂦꎇ ꌚꀎꌚᖘꏂꏳ꓄ꌚ ꍏꈤꀷ ꏳꋪꂦꌚꌚ ꂦꀎ꓄ ꀍꏂꉧꀤꏳꏂ ꌃꏂꏳꍏꀎꌚꏂ ꀤ ꍏꎭ ꓄ꀤꋪꏂꀷ ꂦꎇ ꏂꈤ꓄ꏂꋪ꓄ꍏꀤꈤꀤꈤꁅ ꌃ꒒ꀎꏂ

Haeji: “Time to start the spell!” slams book “porcelain, cheeks, red, pink.” cool wind and light effects.

Haeji: “Now to find someone to say the words.”

Haeji walks to Ryan and Felin

Shadow realized something and laughed. "Oh," I say. "Suzanne, I need a bit of help."

"Get that potion book Lily gave us for Christmas. We're making a truth potion."

Ryan notices HaeJi walking towards. Felin turns to Hae Ji's direction.

Haeji: "H-hey Ryan." Haeji sits beside him. "Ugh wanna play a fun game?"
Haeji:"It's a word game! Just say the words I say ok?"

Ryan hesitates a bit, then accepts, "Okay..." Sep 25

Breloq intervenes. He unzips his jaw, and speaks, "Listen here. If anybody is going to play a game, it is definitely not going to be with you." He crouched down to meet Ryan at eye level. "Do you accept any kind of invitation?"

Ryan stumbles on his words, scared of not knowing what he did wrong. "I... I... She... It is just a game." He shrugs.

"With people you do not know of," Breloq reasons.

"What harm can a word game be?"

Breloq looks at Ryan in disbelief.

"How ever did you survive that magic massacre? Incantations... invocation and evocations, chants, all that? Did none of that stick in your head? Even runes, which you use, must I remind you, use words..."

Ryan stares back in awe. Breloq rarely speaks and even when he does, he barely speaks. "I'm sorry...?" Ryan turns to HaeJi and apologizes, "As you heard, I suppose, you must convince him otherwise."

ShadowI start issuing instructions. "Suzanne. Get the boiled lizard tails. Ripper. Find rabbit ears. Indy. Fly back to Raptor Island - here are some hands for money - buy some pickled eyeballs. Preferably human."

Shadow stare around and begin drawing runes. ꓄ꂦ ꎭꍏ꓄ꏳꀍ ꓄ꀍꏂ ꓄ꋪꍏꀤ꓄ꂦꋪ, I write, just like the book dictates, ꎇꀤꈤꀷ ꓄ꀍꏂ ꎭꀤꌚꌚꀤꈤꁅ ꒒ꀤꈤꀘ!

Shadow: It's a command to the soil. It will show who is the traitor, which I really need if they're in the Colosseum right now. I see a faint halo of green around Hae Ji's feet. Ugh, that can't be right ... the halo should be red unless it's a magical theft … Of course, with such a commotion, Haeji notices very fast and walks over. My diary is open to a very unflattering page.

Shadow's Diary
𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓘 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮. 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮. 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮.
𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓗𝓪𝓮𝓳𝓲, 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓾𝓪𝓵, 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓪𝔂.
𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷'𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓾𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓼. 𝓨𝓔𝓣.
- 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀.

𝓟.𝓢. 𝓞𝓴𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓱 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂.

Shadow: I gulped as she walked closer, trying to think what to shut first. I don't get the chance, though, and hope both my sloppy and pretty handwriting will be unintelligible.

Hae Ji: "Breloq, I asked Ryan. Plus it's just a small game. Also you can play too!"

Ryan: "Yes, and chants are small words with great impact," Breloq replies. "If you insist, give a little more insight on it. I'll be the judge of its... safety."

Hae Ji: "You can go first if you want," looks at breloq, "Breloq." Sep 26

Hae Ji: thinking " Breloq's smart, I'm worried that he will see through my game. But even so, it's up to Ryan."
Hae Ji: "Well?"

Breloq's beady eyes squint at her proposal. "Switching targets, I suppose? Even more suspicious then insisting on Ryan."

"Stop it," Ryan says, nudging Breloq in the shin. "She just wants to play a game while we wait for the fight."

Felin sniffs the air between Haeji and Ryan. "I don't smell anything weird."

Breloq flicks her head. "It's not like you ever had the ability to smell magic before it is casted." He let out a grunt. "You know what?" He looks at HaeJi, and accepts her offer. "I'll do it first then... Just to prove to these kids that word games are just as dangerous as signing up for something without reading the terms and conditions."

"That's how we got in here," Felin snaps. "You signed us up without talking to us!"

Breloq waves her off. "Now, let's start this game."

Sep 27

Shadow: I smile. This will be great for me. I will know who it is.

Haeji: “Ok I'll go first then,”
Haeji: “Ok you go first then,”

Ryan: Breloq tilts his head wondering if it started. He leans forward, letting his loose jaw

Ryan: Letting his lower jaw dangle, and his voice emits from the agaped abyss, "ok I'll go first then... Ok you go first then."

Sep 29

Ryo peeks into the chat. Ryo smiles.
Ryo stumbled into the small enclosed room, out of breath. His hand clutched his chest, a red stain was steadily spreading across the blue fabric. His face tightened as a fresh wave of pain shot through him, emanating from the hole that now graced his torso. Looking down, he removed his hand slightly and dark red blood began to pour from the wound in massive quantities. Gritting his teeth, he increased the pressure on the wound and began to tear the room apart with his free hand, looking for any medical supplies that might help.

Felin nose shot up as it caught a familiar scent. Fear flushed her body as she realized what it was... blood. Instinctively, she took a step towards the scent. A couple more sniffs, and she began to tug into Ryan's sleeve. He turned his head to her, asking what it was. She pointed to the direction.

"What is it?" Ryan asked.

"I think someone is hurt," Felin uttered, "really badly."

Ryan's heart skipped a beat. "I'm sure he is in the nurse's room, or whatever they call it here." He was worried, unsure as if he were to follow Felin and help, or to let the people of the place take care of it.

"The smell is strong," Felin whimpered. "So much..."

Ryan bit his inner cheek. Then, impulsively said to Breloq, "Stay here with HaeJi. Felin and I will be right back."

Breloq waved his hand to go as he locked his focus on HaeJi.

Felin led the way as she pulled onto Ryan.

Haeji looks up to Breloq. "So," grips mask, "why are you so suspicious about me?

Haeji wrists that Patricia gave me tightens

Haeji: "Ah!"

Haeji: "S-sorry about that I uh we what with you doubt about me huh? I'm not a bad person"

Ryan: Breloq gave HaeJi a silent look. "Please understand that everyone here is of equal suspicion. And a sudden invitation to a word game doesn't make the suspicion go away." Breloq rubbed his chin. "I suppose our worlds are different, to say the least. Magic, and spells can easily be casted by citing a long incantation, or by simple words."

Haeji: (3rd person view) Ryan gave Joon the powder that supposedly was supposed to cure him, “T-thanks cough” Joon said to Ryan as he began to swallow the white powder. Haeji looked at her dear brother with teary eyes as he stood up without help, “Joon! D-do you need help to stand oppa?” Haeji frantically mumbled out as she waved her hands up and down.

Haeji: “Im fine, dongsaenge! I don't need help.” Joon said as he wiped Haeji’s tears. In the back round patricia gets up out of the rubble, “y-you!” She screams pointing a gun at Joon, “you'll pay!” (Or some other word).
As soon as Patricia pulled the trigger Haeji pushed him out of the way, "Joon!” Haeji yelled as she got hit with the bullet. 

Shadow: I meticulously wipe the dust off the black crystal, adjusting my ears so that I don't hear the commotion. I totally approve of contestants killing each other, because I want to win. 1:23 PM

Shadow: Indy is sleeping. She is more ... "humane" ... is that what they call it? She'd never approve of that, but she sleeps like a tank. I open my diary to find a page stained with blood. 1:24 PM

Haeji: “Hah!” Patricia yelled at haeji,”that bullet had the same disease that Joon had!” Patricia laughed,”and it just so happened to have a working power that makes it 100 times faster you'll be dead in a minute!”

Shadow: Ugh. This is just great. Now everyone will think I killed a contestant. I say a word over it and the blood drips in a puddle to the ground. The page is clear.

Haeji walks over to Shadow for small talk. “Hey Shadow, I'm uh kinda bored you wanna spar?”

Hostess of Colosseum: Herring and Faim heard the word "spar" and ran up to her. "Can I join?" They both said in unison before they looked at each other.

Faim: "You already sparred with your friend a while ago, let me take a turn."

Herring Ja: "I don't have a problem taking turns, but can you handle fighting two at once?" 

6:30 PM

Faim: "Is that a challenge?"
Herring Ja: "It's a match!" (I was gonna write something cliché like, "it's a promise" or "it's a bet".)

Ratu: "Everyone place your bets for the match against the fisherman, Herring Ja! Against the Flaven!"

Ratu: "What's your name?" I ask him in a whisper. "Faim." He said before I holler his name out loud.

Faim: "What's a Flaven?"

Haeji: "Sure you can join, I'm Hwa hae hi but you can call me Haeji. I'm inside the melee division was it? What about you?" I Take out a scythe that has ‘sythe yang’ written on it. 11:58 AM

Haeji: “Also what are your names? And ages?”
June L.:Hey! Been a long time!
Shadow: "Why not?" I say, smiling. My bloody grin looks like one of a deranged killer. Well, I don't care.

Faim: "I'm also in the Melee division. My name is Faim, 25 years of age. Nice to meet you." 6:42 PM
Herring Ja: "Herring Ja, fifteen, I'm also fighting in the Melee Division." I introduce myself to the pretty girl with miscolored eyes. "Nice to meet you, it's rare to see a woman participating in a fighting tournament." 6:48 PM
Faim:"I have to agree with the fisherman here. At least of all the tournaments I've entered, it's really rare to see a female fighter compete." 6:53 PM
Haeji: “Well i guess this one is special, nice to meet you Faim And Herring. So," wipes invisible dust off skirt "who's going against who?” 6:58 PM

Faim: "That's what I've been trying to find out." 6:59 PM
Haeji: “Well, I'll go against whos the strongest then,” 7:00 PM

Haeji: “Who's the strongest?"

7:01 PM

Hostess of Colosseum: That's when Faim and Herring go head to head to see who's the strongest. They don't know that they're going to fight against each other.

Haeji: “Ok well I guess I'll bet on one of you then.” 7:03 PM

Haeji: “I’ll bet onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...” thinks 7:05 PM

Haeji: "Herringgggggg?" 7:07 PM

Shadow: I smile. "Nice to meet you too." Oh wait. The bloody serial killer grin. I wipe it off with a human-skin handkerchief. That reminds me about the tent and our crystal. Oh good, it's safe. 7:15 PM

Herring Ja: "Yes." 😁 8:04 PM

Faim: "Very well", Faim looks at Shadow. "It was nice meeting you too Shadow."

Shadow: "Thanks," I say. Wait, should I curtsy? It would be in the customs of Relizia, bu … But... I DON'T CARE WHAT RELIZIA'S CUSTOMS ARE. So I don't curtsy. I just smile and shake his hand. Which, by the way, looks tasty. 9:46 PM

Ryo: What's up, Felix? 10:13 PM

Felix answered: Wolf 

Ryo: Wolves are the best, aren't they? Felix, have you been here before or is this literally your first time? 10:14 PM

Felix: "They are. Great for retrieving my game. This is my first time here. I heard something about a bet and decided to check it out. Happen to know where it is?" 10:15 PM

Felix: "And should I know why you are here? 10:16 PM

Ryo: A bet? 10:17 PM

Ryo: Are you talking about the Colesseum?

Felix: "I suppose so." 10:18 PM

Ryo: Damn, he left. I had to clean up a mess my dog made 10:37 PM

Ryo starts dancing with no one around. 10:38 PM

Felix: Anybody here? 11:13 PM

Haeji: Who's Felix 1:47 AM

Haeji: WAIT YOU HAVE A DOG? 1:48 AM

Haeji: UWU

Haeji: "So," looks at Herring, "you better win or I lose some boba ok?" grabs scythe yang in a "comedic" style 1:49 AM

Haeji: "Yah got that Herring?" 1:50 AM

Herring Ja: "I got it." 😉

Haeji (Time skip for herring and faim to get ready brought to you be haeji singing mic drop) 11:11 AM

Haeji looks to Shadow “so who will win?”

Shadow: "I don't know EXACTLY," I say, but then smirk. "Actually, I do." 11:12 AM

Shadow: "One of them will win!" 

Haeji: “Heh I didn't know that lol”

Haeji: “So, where's Blue?”11:13 AM

Haeji: “Is she with Indy orrrr?”

Shadow: "Blue? She's spying on Hexice. I mean, she's nuts. Indy is invisible. She's flying right above me, if I am right. 10:31 PM

Shadow: I look up at the blank sky. I see her, though. "Hey, come down," I call. 10:32 PM

Shadow: She turns visible and floats down, turning immediately to a towering Indominus Rex.

Haeji: "Oh, hey Indy." 11:48 PM

Haeji takes scythe and places it between Faim and Herring. "HERRING VS FAIM.. GO!" Haeji yells as she swings the scythe up, away from the two. 11:49 PM

Felix shoots Haeji's scythe. "If they wanna fight, let them. Don't spoil their fun." Aims musket at Haeji. "If ya feelin' lonely, I can accompany you." 1:56 AM

Haeji: “Heh, I wasn't going to, also who are you sir?” 12:04 PM

Haeji walks up to felix while putting the gun to my head, “also you shouldn't hit my scythe! I think you put a dent in it! My poor baby scythe” Haeji says as she hugs her scythe" 12:08 PM

Felix Smirks. "Fearless. I like that." Felix cocks his gun. "Let's see if little Miss Reaper likes metal or mana running through her skull." 12:22 PM

Haeji: "Hmmph, I actually wouldn't mind dying, it would actually be a release from this sad world, but I can't because my brother is counting on me." kicks the gun away as I jump on him, putting my scythe to Felix's neck. 3:38 PM

Haeji: "Hmm so wanna admit defeat already, if you dare to move I'll make sure that you aren't recognisable. " Haeji says as her eyes turn into one of a monster. 3:40 PM

Haeji: The 3 others stare in shock at the scene playing in front of them.

Felix smiles widely. "My gun is not the only place a bullet can be shot out of." A mana bullet flings at HaeJi. She dodges and Felix ducks as a few more materializes beside him. "I'm honoured to dance with a pretty lady. Hope you know how to tango." 12:43 AM

Haeji: “Heh, I'd rather do the choreography of airplane pt 2.” grabs Felix's hand forward as she kicks his leg, bringing felix once again to the ground. 9:42 AM

Haeji: the EMcuff tightens causing Haeji to falter a little bit but still holds Felix to the ground.

3:47 PM

Felix: A bullet shoots at the ground next to Felix and bounces up at HaeJi, hitting her by the skin. Another bullet directly shoots at her though from behind. 3:49 PM
She winced at the pain but no physical mark was made. While her guard was down in that instant, Felix flipped her over and pinned her to the floor. He glares at the cuffs. 3:50 PM
Felix: "Not a present from your partner, eh?" He smirks. "Either that, or your partner is the possessive kind."

Haeji huffs with annoyance from the pain from the cuffs, and the bullet. 8:30 PM
Haeji: “Alright let me go! You win, what's your name again?”

Haeji:“Hmmph, also I'm not in a relationship ok? That stuff is... makes weird face8:32 PM

Felix: "I agree," Felix says. "Relationships can be... deadly." He gets up and dusts himself off. "Name's Felix. Yours?" He extends his arm to her.

Haeji takes his hand. "Hwa Hae Ji." 11:22 PM "But... You can call me Haeji.

Haeji: “What's your age, Felix? Also do you have a bandage? Ya know my thigh?” 5:00 PM

Felix raises an eyebrow. "Getting a little too personal there, young laddie." Felix glances at her thigh. "Look again. That mana bullet didn't leave a mark. The sensation will linger a bit, but no physical scar."

Haeji: “Hmmph.” Haeji sighs as she directs her attention back to Herring and Faim. 11:22 AM

Haeji: “HERRING YOU BETTER BEAT HIM!” 11:23 AM

Herring Ja: "YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!" I raised my thumb and flashed her a smile. 3:19 PM

Eimy: "FAIM! YOU BETTER WIN THIS OR SO HELP ME I'M DISOWNING YOU!" (She doesn't really mean that.) 3:23 PM

Faim: "LOVE YOU TOO, SIS!" I holler back at her. I know she's saying that because she wants to pay off the debt, and to stop working for Dirlu as her maid. 3:25 PM

Ximo: "WE'RE ROOTING FOR YA, KID!!!" 3:26 PM

Mewmi: "YEAAAHHHHHHH! KNOCK HIM OUT!" I yell out loud for the whole stadium to hear.

Haeji: “GOOO HERRING! YOU CAN DO ITTTTT!”

Haeji: "So, who are you rootin' for Felix?" Haeji says as she chews on a apple. 12:04 AM

2:41 AM

Felix:"I'm rooting for carnage." He stuffs a pellet into his musket. "Nothing beats a bloody fight. Or a forfeit from suffering and torture." 2:44 AM

2:11 PM

Haeji: "Hmm I guess you're right."

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