Our school announced on the morning announcements and they talked about band (for once) and they were congratulating us for getting first place in the competition. And so we're just like well what they don't know won't hurt us.

Because if we're getting technical, we got first place in our division since there was no one else in 3A. But no one cares about details, so we can just say we got first place out of 11 bands. 🤫