CALL US CRAZY

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"Gabeyy!" I screamed, "Catch me, catch me catch me." I was about to throw my big body on his small, but muscled form.

White white things were falling from the sky like ice cream. I think he called it snow. I'm not dumb, I knew.

"Oh Lord, I'm dead," I heard him say. Hehehe.

"Yayy!" I shouted, finally throwing myself on him. Surprisenly, he carried me, but his hands were on, well, where it wasn't supposed to be-my butt. "Erm, this is an uncomfortable position."

"You think? I should be the one complaining. I'm dying," he said, pretending to drop me on the floor.

"Ahh! Don't try it," I said, smacking his head.

"Ouch."

After the African treat I had last month with my peeps, I got a lot of thanks from them and surprisenly, other people from the hostel came to the kitchen as well. Like I said, food was plenty.

Alexis came too, Dhurr, no one can resist the charm of African food. That's a fact.

After the lunch, Michael decided to clear up with me(note, I didn't wash anything. Is it after cooking for them, I'll come and wash their plates? Am I their house maid?).

We talked a lot about 'us' and the only lie I told him was that I'll give it a try. But I didn't want to. We got into this huge quarrel, that I was angry with him for. Relationship wasn't compulsory, and I hate forced love. I only walked out on him when I saw he wasn't ready to listen to me.

But besides that, every other thing was great. Richard and I became more friendly than before, because, I forgave him for his stupidity since he accepted his mistake. He became... nicer, a lot nicer than before, and to tell you, I found it quite, charming. I liked his charming side.

School was better, we had exams later on and we were closer. The academic year ended as fast as it came, like a flash of light and I couldn't help but be happy with myself. Music classes had been a success, literature class as well, all classes went well.

Gabriel and I took a walk to the beach. To cool off you know, and talk. Yeah you know what it's about. Michael.

"Get down Mona. Down!" Gabriel cried.

"Nope," I said hugging him tighter.

I could feel his body tense up a little bit so I decided to let go. I'm sure my big boobs must have been too uncommon for him to, you know. My boobs are not that big shaa. It's medium. Wait, why am I talking my breast? Oops.

"Sorry."

"No problem Gabe."

We walked forward to the beach and it was really cold. Why were we here again? It's cold.

"You still wanna talk?", He asked.

"Yeah dhurr, why else am I silent?"

"Maybe cause you can't speak? Why would you be silent when you want to talk?"

Such a stupid conversation we were having.

"Silence speaks louder than words Gabriel, everyone knows that," I said, pointing at him. That was so wrong. It's action that actually speaks​ louder than words. I hope he didn't find out.

He didn't reply to my statement, "Gabriel? Alright, fine I'll talk jeez." He still didn't reply. "I'm not thinking of talking to him again. I'll tell him it's over."

He was still silent. Why was I hanging out with this mumu again?

"Gabriel!" I shouted in his ear. It was as if he was a robot. No, robots can react. He was just walking without looking sideways or anywhere else,"sorry okay. Silence doesn't speak louder than words."

"Thank you so much. I think your lack of sense sent my brain to off mode."

Whaaaat?!

"Well... that's because... cause.. your brain is.. is.." I couldn't think of a comeback, "Fine, you won this time."

He started showing​ me his white teeth and laughing like a mad person that he is. I need to learn.

"Alright, you were saying you'd tell him it's over? Mona you know it's not that simple."

"It is, trust me, I'd just walk up to him and say, 'Mike, it's over', and walk out. Simple. No shaking."

"Now, action speaks louder than words," he said smiling. Stupid stupid stupid intelligent person. He used it on me."Why did you agree at first? You​ literally have no feelings for him."

"Don't remind me of that incident Gabriel. You would have been there. I felt bad, honestly, but I tried to talk to him after that treat and he started talking trash. I really didn't want to quarrel over​ something childish. This relationship thing is too childish for my liking.
I'm a fine fine fine lady ahh, lady, she go say she no be lady ahh," I started singing a song by a Nigerian artist, Wizkid.

"Ooh, not again," Gabriel said as he began to run for his life.

I ran after him(I do crazy things when I'm around this guy. I ran!). I don't think he knew that I was running after him cause he knows about​ my running allergy.

I was almost close to him when I removed the dress covering my swimsuit and​ jumped on him. We both fell on the beach sand, his face in the sand.

Now when was the last time I had so much fun?

Gabriel didn't even try to stand up. When I looked at his face, it was pale. Did I kill him? Jesus, I killed a man! I killed a man.

I stood up immediately and started running round the beach, still in my bikini, to different strangers and tourists, telling them that I killed someone, my best friend.

"Look look there's his body," I was telling an Asian woman, "I killed him ooh," and I started crying my eyes out. I dragged her skirt and told her to help me out.

If she didn't understand me, I didn't know.

"Chun shin cua i shua," I heard her say. What now?

"Huh?"

She pointed at something and I followed her hand. The body was not there. Heiii!

"Ndi mmuo (Spirits!)" I screamed.

Still in my bikini, I ran to the scene of the accident. My breast was making a rather strange sound, but I couldn't care less. My best friend was gone, due to my own stupid mistake.

Why did I run?! Why why why? Couldn't I be less hyper?

"Father in heaven, I'm sorry that I committed one of the greatest sins in your law book. I killed someone. I killed someone Lord," I cried, stretching my hands out, "Look at my sinful hand Lord. Your daughter is no longer pure!"

I started crying. I couldn't help it. I killed my best friend, and his spirit went to heaven. Gabriel left me here on earth sheyy?

"Gabe? Why did you leave me here? I would have been happy to go with you. Oh why did rapture occur at this time. I killed you. I'm sorry!" I cried out.

"Moonaaaa, you killed meee. I thought you looveeed mee." I heard a voice from above, Gabriel.

"Oh Gabriel, is that you? I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to kill you. I'm not running ever again. Where are you? Are you in heaven? Can you see me? Have you seen God?"

"I'm right here stupid​. I can see you, and I've not seen God."

"What?" I turned back, and saw an asshole behind me. "Yousonofa...," And I chased him round the beach, again, still in my bikini. My breast, you'd say, was moving in the most unorganized way ever. My butt...let's not even talk about that side first.

Gabriel was going to pay. Dhun dhun dhuuun!

Call us crazy, but we don't care.

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You guys don't know how much fun it was writing this chapter. I couldn't help but laugh at the actions of my characters. I'm trying to show you guys the relationship between​ Gabriel and Muna. It's wonderful.

I'm sure you enjoyed it. And if you did, oh, please DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE AND COMMENT.

Mwaahhh!

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