Hey guys! I know y'all probably hate me right now for not updating:( I'm sorry but my phone got lost..... And I got a new one!!!!!

Anyways, here's a way for me to get on your good side :)

Hope you get it.

No, it's not dirty but it's disgusting.

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This happened in a farm.

So this cow was constipated and the farmer was trying to make it poop. He got a pipe, put it in the cows butthole and blew.

It didn't work so he called his assistant to come try.

The guy came and was trying to blow on the pipe when he saw the farmer's spittle on the pipe.

So the idiot turned the pipe around and used it.