(Chpt 41)
I- hedge you good? I think ur a little mental-
A picnic though?! That's cute :D
jaSON- RLLY JUST DIDN'T TELL THEM IT WAS HIS B'DAY. (July first if u wanna celebrate :))
oH. PURPLE. LIKE CAMP JUPITER. RIGHT. IT RLY TOOK ME A MINUTE-
"I've been thinking" is a scary line-
Oh luv. Ur not failing-
I- I mean.... He is knocked out a lot.... Ill shut up now-
Pipes has the best advice :)
"I don't deserve you" "your not allowed to say that" "why not?! " "it's a break up line" hah-
Oh crap. peRCY WHAT HAPPENED.
Oh right- I forgot- lol.
:( oh percy.
I love Annabeth and Pipers friendship
oh crap. They're like "hazel frank and leo aren't back yet" meanwhile Frank and Hazel are knocked out while leo is battling wolf headed robots. 💀✋
Rick Riordan sure does have a great imagination.
"Like a cute baby seal that needed help" forget charmspeak, Percy's eyes work just as good 😂
lol
Come onnnnn
Wot- UGH NOT THE ROMANS.
WE NEED NICO'S LOCATION. COME ON. WHERE IS HE- PIPES????
IK UR GONNA DROWN BUT WE NEED NICO'S LOCA-
NICOOOOO NOOO. DANG IT COME ON.
PLS PLS PLS. *SOBS* DON'T DIEEEE.
(He doesn't die ofc but yk)
lol no they ain't. They gonna be a while.
BAHAHA. LEO AND THE OTHER TWO ARE GONNA GET BACK AND HEDGE IS GONNA BE LIKE "SO I'M Y'ALLS ROCK?" AND THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE WOT?
💀not the baseball scores.
Dam ok then.
I'm SCARED HEH.
*SOBS*
PIPERRRRRRRRRR TELLL THEMMMMMMMM.
I- PERCY- U- I- UGGGGGGH.
NO. NO. NONONO.
wot? Huh???????
Percy wot-
I'm scared.
No. NO. NONONO. HELP NO.
FIVE FEET? NO. NOOOOO. I'M SCARED. IT'S GONNA FILL WITH WATER U IDIOTS. *SCREAMS*
NONONO. WHAT??? UHHHH PLS NO.
*HYPERVENTILATES*
AHHHH. NO. PLS. I'M FREAKING PANICKING.
PLS NO. UHHHHH. *PANICS*
PLS I'M TERRIFIED.
IT'S GONNA FILL WITH WATER. U IDIOTS. *SCREAMS* NO. THE NYPHMS ARE MAD.
AHHHH. PLS NO. I'M LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING.
*SHRIEKS*
OH GODS. OH PLS NO.
THE POOR NYMPHS. BUT STILL, THEY'RE GONNA DIEEEEE (maybe-)
EEEEEEEEEHHHHGG NO.
OG NINE? OOP.
DANGGGGGG. THE POOR NYPHMS.
*SOBS*
OBVIOUSLY.
WHY DOES HER VOICE SOUND LIKE THAT? (I'M LISTENING TO IT AS AN AUDIO BOOK)
*HAS A COUGHING FIT*
SHE GOES MENTAL????
UH. WOT? HELP NO.
NOT THEM JUST GONNA KILL JASON CUZ OF A HALF BROTHER.
OH. OH GODS. THEY'RE GONNA KILL PERCY FOR THE WATER.
AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL PIPES FOR HER VOICE. HEH. NO.
NONONO.
OH GODS. PLS NO.
PERCY IS GONNA HAVE TRAMA FROM THISSSSSS. CUZ HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE UNDERWATER-
What are these stories-
NOT THE DOG BEING A WHOLE PROPHECY. HELP-
WHAT.
BRO. THE POOR DOG. WHAT. these stories that he tells are... Interesting....to say the least.
Oh-

I'm scARED. HEH. NO. HELP. WHY.
PERCY NO. UR GONNA DROWN.
AHHHHH. PLS.
POOR PERCY. HE'S GONNA HAVE TRAMA FROM THIS ISTG.
CRAP. CRAP. NONONO. PLS. NO. *SOB*
I'M GONNA CRY. PLS NO. HOW.
I'M SCARED.
PLEASE.
WHAT?
PIPES. WOT?
POOR PERCY.
CRAP.
COME ON COME ON.
*HYPERVETALATES*
CRAP NO PLS.
NO NO NO PLS.
PLS WORK.
COME ON
COME ON.
I'M PANICKING.
YES. YES YES. LET'S GO.
OH GODS. COME ON. WORK. SHUT UP JASON. JUST WORK.
OH GODS. PERCY THIRD WHEELING OVER HERE.
GUYS? SHOOT
WAIT WHAT?
WHAT?
OH. OOP.
💀 JASON IS UNCONSCIOUS AGAIN- THIS WOULD BE FUNNY IF I DIDN'T JUST GET OVER THE ANXIETY THAT JUST GAVE ME.
OK HE'S FINE
BRO THOSE NYMPHS JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK NO JOKE.
GREAT Y'ALL ARE FINE NOW CAN WE GO HELP NICO????? PLS??!!
YA OK UR WELCOME. NO WE HAVE TO GO. COME ON. *SCREAMS*
YES. COME ON. GO GET NICO.
PERCY IS JUST LIKE "NO MORE WORDS, I'M A SON OF POSEIDON AND I JUST ALMOST DROWNED I CAN'T RN"
NO. OMG NO SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT PAN IS GONE. OH GAWD I FEEL SO BAD.
NOW GO SAVE NICO. GO.
Y'ALL DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. GO.
FINALLY. THANK YOU.

(Chpt 45)
Poor percy.
"Seriously these monsters and gods were decades old, couldn't they take a few year off and let Percy live his life?" BRO IM *has another coughing fit* DEAD. IT'S SO TRUE THO.
im scared :)
Percy hates water at this point.
THE POOR ANIMALS.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
aw. I love how he's thinking of Leo :) *starts coughing again*
I need some tea or something.
Now where is Nico?
YES
NOW GO RELEASE HIM.
POOR HELLHOUNDS :(
"UNDERGROUND SKILLS" HELP-
UGH DANG.
NO.
UGHHHH. R U KIDDING ME.
*SOBS* IT CAN NEVER JUST BE EASY.
UGGGGGGH THESE GIANTS. I CAN'T.
PLS.
eh. Nico will be fine.
lol "WHAT ARE U WEARING" I'M CRYING.
WHAT IN THE HADES?
JUST RELEASED NICO. I DON'T CARE.
BRO. I CAN'T. NICOOOOO
DON'T DIE ON US. PLS.
I WILL MURDER THESE GIANTS.
COME ON.
oh gods I have a headache.
lol. Why are these giants actually funny-
Oh crap.
They're gonna destroy Rome.
Great.
Aw. He cares abt Nico.
Shoot.
Ya ummmm. *sobs* NO. NONONO. HEH. NO. PLS. I WILL CRY.
JASON IS GONNA KILL THEM LOL.
PIPES THANK YOU. :D
lol I can't-
LEAVE NICO ALONE.
oh thank gods.
COME ON WORK.
UGH. NO. UGHHH.
😂✋NO. THE ANTI MR. D? HAHA.
HEPHAESTUS TV? WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?
WOT?
I- *coughing fit*
Wonder bread?
Come on Nicooooo.
LISTEN TO PERCY-
I- UGHHHH.
I CAN'T STOP COUGHING.
OOP. NO. I-
PLS NO.
August first? What's that day mean? No don't tell me actually.
Oop.
Ghosts?
Sinkholes?
I- ok. Sure.
Wolves. Greaaaaat.
*coughing*
Wot?
Sorry what?
Ugh.
Come on Nico.
Says who? Watch us
BAHAHA. MR D MUST HAVE EXCEPTED THEIR OFFERS. Or whatever his Roman name is.
*coughing fit again*
💀"he was the Mr. D gone crazy on starrods" oh unholy Hera.
I can't with them-
"Things went wrong immediately" Percy's entire life in four words.
Are u kidding?
Ugh.
This GIANTS UGH. I CAN'T. THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. 😤😡
Shoot.
PERCY U JUST- UGHHH.
*SCREAMS*
YA THINK?
OH MY HADES.
):<
WOT?
PERCY WHAT ARE U DOING.
UGH MY HEAD.
OK.
JASON COME ONNNNNN.
PIPES PROTECT NICO, PERCY COME ON.
I- oh. Sure. Sure.
Oh gods.
YES PERCY
I- crap.
YES. LET'S GO.
THE COMPARISONS THO.
ALL HADES IS BREAKING LOSE.
POOR PIPES.
NO. OH GODS
OH THANK GODS. *sigh of relief*
YESSSS LET'S GO.
YESSS. OH THANK HADES.
UGH. NO. DANG IT. ARE YOU KIDDING. COME ON.
JUST DIE ALREADY.
*COUGHING FIT*
HA.
OOF. POOR PERCY.
OH GODS. WE'RE GOING DIEEEEE.
*SCREAMS*
YESSSSS.
MR. D OR WHAT EVER UR NAME IS.
HAHA. THANK GODS.

OOP. :D
HA. I CAN'T-
SO MR. B?
YA WE'LL GO WITH MR. B.
I LOVE BOTH OF THE WINE GODS.
"TACKY, CHEEP AND BORING" HAHA. I CAN'T.
NO THIS IS HILARIOUS.
"HAVE YOU TWO GOTTEN SHORTER?" IM- CRRRRRYYYING. HAHA.
*WHEEZE* I CAN'T WHAT.
WHAT? WORTHY I-
I'M LITERALLY WHEEZING.
HELP. O H  N O  H E L P
WHAT?
PIPES? NEEKS?
WHA?
MR. B WHAT.
THE CALASEIM. WHAT.
I- HOW.
I'M SO CONFUSED
BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE
JUST KILL THE GIANTS.

No. I'm going to literally sob. Percy's thinking abt Luke now and I'm going to cry.
oof.
FIGHT? BRO SHUT UP.
COME ONNNNN. WORK TOGETHER.
EXACTLY U IDIOTS. 😤✋
HAHA. I LOVE THEM.
YOUR JUST NOW REALIZING THAT ALL HAVE THIS MUCH IN COMMON? WOW.
😂OML "INSULTS ABT BALLET"
I CAN'T WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY.
HA. I DON'T EVEN FEEL BAD. *COUGHING FIT*
ANYWAYS
PERCY U GOT THIS IT'S FINE. COME ON. JUST KILL HIM.
UGHHH. DIE. DIE YOU GIANT.
BRO.
NO. UGH.
WHAT THE-
DANG IT
BOCAS COME ON.
UGH COME ON.
wot?
Ha. U thought.
YES COACH HEDGE LET'S GO.
NOW ARE THEY DEAD?
YAY LEO!!!!
BRO JUST GIVING EVERYONE A HEART ATTACK.
:)
FINALLY. LET'S GO.
I'M ON CHAPTER 48/52
4 MORE. AHHHH. THANK GODS.
PERCY. PERCY STOP.
UGHHHHH NO. PLS NO.
"PERCY UNDERSTAND ABT 10% OF LEO'S STORY" SAME PERCE SAME.
ANNA ANNABETH, WHERE ARE YOU?
COME ONNNNN. SAVE ANNA.
POOR NICO. :(
I LOVE FRANK AND LEO'S FRIENDSHIP.
ALSO IS NICO OK????
:(
I KNEW IT.
also same Nico. I'm over here coughing every five minutes.
Jason? Bro u good?
Ugh we hate Gaea.
OH MY GODS.
✨THE HOUSE OF HADES✨
TARTURES. THAT'S NOT HOW U SPELL IT BUT NO ONE CARES.
POOR NICO.
:(((((
lol. "It's impossible" Percy: heh. Not for me ig-
:( poor Nico.
Oh shoot.
PERCY. PERCY. NO. DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. OK
GET ANNABETH. BUT NOOO. CRAP.
ugh.
*coughing fit*

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. PART 5 WILL BE OUT TMRW HOPEFULLY.