Phrases.... or roasts... whatever you wanna call 'em.

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Ok! Here we is! Up in the home of the memez from the thankful JeSuS cHrIsT !!!! Omg I need chill already....

Yuuga Aoyama= "I'm am a Gucci addict!" "Don't touch me unless your skin is made of Gucci!" "I am a pair of sparkling new gucci flip flops!" * where's all gucci* "yass queen! Can't get my clothes! Got to goodwill!"

Mina Ashido= "I am a pink alien who can spit out acid so watch out you Dusty Doritos." "Square up in my acid!" " Eat my fungi infested toenails. " *spits in face*

Tsuyu Asui= "I am Kermit the frog's daughter, so fight me Ms.Piggy. " "The frog? " "Who you calling Kermit, you Ms. Piggy looking turd?! "*eats fly* "shoo! Nasty creature!"

Tenya Iida= "I will refrain from saying rude jokes for humor, but I cannot help to point at one.*points at you*" " so, wanna play sonic? " "I am class rep, wanna vote? I can hold votes longer than you can your relationship."

Ochako Uraraka= " Catch me at the club. I'll serve you a nice float. " " *floats self to table* What ? Can't I just be say for once? Gosh, it's just a few minutes. Unlike your habit of doing it everyday... "

Denki Kaminari= " wow!!! What a shock! You can't keep up with me! " " Maybe I'll give you a boost. " " I'm not a portable phone charger. " *takes charger out of mouth*

Eijiro Kirishima= " Think I'm a small pebble? No! I'm a huge mountain! " "Boy! What are those?!" *points at Midoriya's shoes* " If I'm on your team, we will rock. "

Kouji Kouda= "Wow. I'm just the hulk gone wrong..." "Omg! An angry Chihuahua! I found Bakugou's spirit animal!" " *lays on ground and eats a rock* Kirishima! I ate your home! "

Kyouka Jirou= " my air pods broke... " "let me tone you out..." " * air guitar* I'm A Fricking Legend. " " omg! Guitar heros? No! Guitar hero! "

Hanta Sero= "I play Mario Karts too much." " wanna play Wii with me? " "what the plumbing service?!" " Jeff? My twin?*looks at Jeff the killer. * I think so. That's the mother freaking tea. "

Fumikage Tokoyami= "Caw! Caw! Peck! Peck! Imma pack yo eyes out!" " you freaking worm. " " I dig in the dirt. Better watch before I dig your home up. " *pecks eye*

Shouto Todoroki= "so your joints hurt? I'm help ya! *uses quirk*" " I can't play freeze tag, but I can burn trash. " " *lights an ice torch* Who says I can't be god? Oh- oh! No one! I'm Jesus everyone! "

Tooru Hagakure= " imma freaking troll you. " "I look like Dracula in the mirror." " *plays with baby powder* omg, y'all will actually be able to see me! "

Katsuki Bakugou= " omg, you look like gum... Extra. " "boom. Roasted." " *smacks Izuku* time to cook some broccoli! "

Izuku Midoriya= " I can get more attention than Kylie Jenner's egg. " "Eat my broccoli, you booty sniffing funnyun!" " You can't be as pure as me you Dusty Crusty Doritos" "sorry, Kacchan! You're just so hot headed sometimes! You need to have some chill like Todoroki!"*throws a cinnamon roll*

Minoru Mineta= " Nice butt, wanna share? " "Woah! How much does that snack cost?" " Oh, this is just grape! You think you can beat me? Just stick around and you'll see! " *throws grape*

Momo Yaoyorozu= "Y'all need to got schooled... Oh wait, you are in school. It doesn't help." " Get slain, you dumb shid! " "Don't say that! I mean, look at midoriya! *picks up midoriya, let's his head* he is too much of a pure smol bean for your no sense!"

Ok I ligit regret all of this..... Request!!!! Love ya sis! And possibly bro! Idk! Idc! FMl! Oof.

Bye!

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