{Chapter 3 is coming out tonight, I hope!}

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Aquarius: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Sagittarius, glaring: ...

Libra, on the other side of the door, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Virgo: I was born and raised in Pyris.

Random Person: What part?

Virgo: All of me expect my physical body, he's African American.

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Gemini: I'm going to sing you a song for you all.

Gemini: It's called "My Life So Far".

Gemini: *inhales and plays a chord"

Gemini: *SCREAAMSSS*

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Sagittarius: If you say anything in Spanish it automatically becomes sexy, fancy, and poetic.

Leo: Tortilla.

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Scorpio: I could kill you if I wanted to, Libra.

Libra: Yeah? So could another human being.

Scorpio:

Libra: So could a dog.

Scorpio:

Libra: So could a dedicated duck.

Scorpio:

Libra: You aren't special, Scorpio.

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Aquarius: Hey, are you single?

Gemini, perks up slightly: Yes I am

Aquarius: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]

Aquarius: Thanks! 

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Taurus: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 

Taurus: [bites her hand]

Taurus: This isn't a bagel

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Virgo: Why is Libra always doing the laundry so loudly?

Cancer: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house

Libra, in the distance: [Slams the washing machine shut]

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Sagittarius: [Places a harmless spider outside]

Pisces: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Aries, lifting foot above the spider: Killed without hesitation.

Pisces: NO-

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[Special for x_Quack_x and Audrey_Loves_Virgil ]

Aquarius: DANGET LIBRA

Libra: DAMMIT AQUARIUS

Sagittarius: WHY ARE WE YELLING AND CUSSING AT EACH OTHER