This belongs to me.

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*approaches autocorrect warily*
Winter and loading ant stem lick thorns?
Wut.
Why donut yoga summer estate?
Was that an attempt at talking politics . . . ?
Inner honey pores.
Um, okay. . . .
Dead yonder plots on donating Python?
Are you stalking my OCs?
Nose, I ant jug bone at coaching.
What the --
I will swear.
autocorrect no
I know what Okapi likes.
Autocorrect is stalking my OCs.
*slices*
oh gods
Wither?
Okay?
Yoga better mint the sum thread folk Drizzle.
leave my friends alone psycho