Jewel: *falls on knees and clutches hair* WHY, GOD, WHYYYYYYY?!

Madison: ....Oh no.... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

Ms. Yui: If it upsets Jewel, it's gotta be bad.....

Jewel: WE HAVE TO WATCH DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 4, AND THEN COMPUTER HAS TO BE HERE FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKNG CHAPTER!

SeikoLover: Oh, Goddamnit!

Jewel: AND ON TOP OF THAT, WE STILL HAVE, I KID YOU NOT, FUCKING 41 OTHER DARES AFTER THIS ONE!!!!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Jewel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! THE ONE TIME I GET A LOT OF DARES!!!!

SeikoLover: Wait, wait, wait..... 42 dares?

Jewel: *sigh* Yes....

SeikoLover: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! *points at Madison dramatically*

Madison: WHA?!

Jewel: MADISON IS THE SCAPEGOAT! WHENEVER SOMETHING GOES WRONG, BLAME HER!

Madison: JEWEL!

SeikoLover: WAIT A MINUTE! It really is your fault!

Madison: HUH?!

SeikoLover: 12 of the dares are yours! And because I was upset with the dare you gave me, I gave you 4 dares! That's almost HALF of the dares!

Madison: I DIDN'T KNOW SHE ALREADY GOT A LOT OF DARES!

Jewel: ENOUGH! Let's just get started, shall we? *psychotic smile*

Ashley: Ummm.....

Yuka: Onii-Chan, I'm scared....

Satoshi: *holds Yuka close* Don't worry, Yuka, I'm here.

Mayu: *clings to Morishige's arm*

Ayumi: Jewel? Are you okay?

Madison: *sigh* She's under a lot of pressure.

Satoshi: May I ask why?

Madison: She failed her bible test. A/N not the exam, I wrote this part a week or two ago! :3

Jewel: IT WAS FUCKING HARD! A/N THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Plus, I'm not the only one who failed!

Madison: Yeah, it was pretty hard.

Jewel: Y'know what? FUCK SCHOOL! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! We only have 1 week left, anyways. A/N Actually it's over now :3 Thank God, I'm tired of waking up at 6:30.

Morishige: 6:30?

Satoshi: Wow, that's early.

Madison: .....You fucking kidding me? SHE'S LIKE THE LAST FUCKING PERSON TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! SHE LIVES 5 FUCKING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL!

Jewel: 6, actually.

Madison: WHATEVER!

Yoshiki: Wow, I feel bad for you guys.

Jewel: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT HELL NOW?! PLEASE?!

SeikoLover: Lol let's just get on with the dares.

Jewel: *sigh* Agreed.

Tye-Dyed_Criminal: *busts through wall* BEFORE YOU CAN YELL AT ME FOR BREAKING THE WALL AGAIN I BRING YOU PIZZA, POP, AND CANDY! *holds out stuff*

Jewel: ....I'm listening.... *stuffs face*

Tye-Dyed_Criminal: Ok, onto the dares! *whispers to Jewel*

Jewel: Ghehe, okay!

Tye-Dyed_Criminal: Yay! *runs out of the hole in the wall*

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*wall is fixed*

Jewel: Okay, Satoshi, you have to let Yuka ride on your back for the whole chapter!

Satoshi: Ehh? Okay, but, uhh.... why?

Jewel: Because Tye-Dyed_Criminal wants you to!

Satoshi: Umm, okayyy? Well....

Yuka: *climbs onto Satoshi's back* Uh.... Y-Yuka isn't very comfortable with this...

Jewel: Would you rather join Haruna in the torture pit? *opens trapdoor*

~from somewhere way down below~

Haruna: NOOOOOOO! NOT THE TENTACLES AGAIN! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE TENTACLES!

Yuka: *quaking in fear* N-nevermind, Y-Yuka feels b-better now!

Jewel: Good! Wouldn't want anything bad happening to little Yuka, now would we? *evil grin*

Satoshi: Yeah, I'd prefer to avoid that.

Jewel: *murmurs* Shiza hana....

Satoshi: What?

Jewel: Nothing!

Madison: Oh my God, Jewel! *falls on floor laughing*

Jewel: Don't you dare tell what it means! *sigh* Damnit, Madison, I don't have time for this! Let's just move on to the dares... *snaps fingers*

*locker appears*

Jewel: Sachi?

Sachiko: Yeah?

Jewel: Get in the locker.

Sachiko: No! Why?!

Jewel: Cuz you got dared. Look, it'll only be a minute, and you can open it from the inside. *shows Sachiko how to open the locker from the inside*

Sachiko: *sigh* Fine... *climbs into the locker*

Jewel: *closes locker* Happy now, Madison?

Madison: NOPE! *runs over* *puts a lock on the locker* Now I'm happy!

Sachiko: MADISOOOONNNNNN!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *shakes locker violently* *locker tips over* GAH!!! DAMNIT!!!

Everyone except Sachiko: *dying of laughter*

Sachiko: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT!

Jewel: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!!!

Madison: JEWEL! Jesus Christ, you have major issues...

Sachiko: FUCK YOU!!! Let me out!!!

Jewel: Sorry, no can do.

Sachiko: AND WHY NOT!?

Jewel: Cuz that's the lock for Madison's school locker. I don't know the combo.

Sachiko: AUGHHHHH!!!

Madison: *maniacal laughter*

Jewel: *clasps hands* *bows* I have taught you well, my child.

Madison: *clasps hands* *bows* Thank you, sensei.

Jewel: *slaps Madison* Damnit, Madison! I told you to practice your reflexes!

Madison: Gah! *holds cheek* I can't help it!

Jewel: Too fucking bad, we got dares! :3 I'm starting with the dares that need to last the whole chapter, mostly cuz I want to avoid Computer.

Madison: Wait, who, or what, is Computer, by the way?

Jewel: *laughs* You'll see.

Madison: *gulp*

Jewel: *maniacal laughter* *clears throat* Moving on! Boys, prepare your innocent, innocent eyes. You too, Yuka.

Morishige: Oh no....

Yuka: Eep! *slaps hands over eyes*

Ms. Yui: Hm? What's going on?

Jewel: You're about to die of embarrassment, cuz this is gonna last for the whole chapter!

Ms. Yui: Huh?!

Jewel: Hope none of the boys are perverts! *hands Seiko a box of tissues* Just incase you nosebleed. *snaps fingers*

*Ms. Yui is wearing a teensy, tiny, barely-there bikini*

Ms. Yui: GAH!

All boys: GAH! *close their eyes*

Morishige and Yoshiki: *cover their eyes*

Seiko: *nosebleeds*

Naomi: Yep, this is gonna be a problem.

Ashley: Oh, Seiko.....

SeikoLover: *laughing*

Madison: *facepalm*

Mayu and Ayumi: S-Sensei!

Ms. Yui: THIS IS UNACCEPTBLE! *awkwardly trying to cover herself*

Sachiko: I'm confused, what the fuck is happening right now?

Jewel: *high fives Madison* WE NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN!

Madison: *high fives Jewel* DEFINITELY!

SeikoLover: WITHOUT THE SQUIDS!!! PLEASE, NOT ANOTHER SQUID!

Everybody except Madison, Jewel, and SeikoLover: Huh?

Jewel: She read some of the dares.

Ayumi: We're all doomed.

Jewel: YEP! I'm sorry, Senpai, this was Madison's idea! *snaps fingers*

*Seiko's hair turns hot pink*

Jewel: *hands Seiko a mirror*

Seiko: AHHHH!!!! MY HAIRRRRRRRR!!!!! MADISON, I'LL KILL YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! *chases Madison*

Madison: HELP ME!!! *runs*

Jewel: *stands in front of Seiko* HOLD UP! She gave Naomi a dare that will come up later on, and I think you'll enjoy it.

Seiko: ...Does it involve her boobs?

Naomi: SEIKO!

Seiko: :3

Jewel: Yes. Yes it does.

Naomi: MADISON!

Jewel: HEY! Madison will get her punishment later on. *motions to SeikoLover*

SeikoLover: Ghehe...

Jewel: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL!!!! TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOL, TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!

Madison: ...Who gave her candy?

Seiko: *slowly raises hand*

Madison: *facepalm* Goddamnit, Seiko........

Seiko: Ghehe, sorry!

Jewel: *clears throat* Alrighty then....

Ayumi: So, uhhhh......

Yoshiki: That happened.

Jewel: Let's pretend it didn't! *deep sigh* Unfortunately, that was the last dare that needs to last the whole chapter, so nowww..... *snaps fingers*

*everyone is transported to a movie theater*

*Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 starts playing*

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FGgwCQ22w)

Ashley: At least we have popcorn....

~~~~~~~~~~

Computer: Inside my mind there is a digital mind....

Everybody except Morishige and Yoshiki: EWWWWW!!!

Morishige: That's a little....

Yoshiki: Disturbing?

Morishige: I was gonna say disgusting, but that works, too.

~~~~~~~~~~

Madison: WHY DOES THE PRINTER HAVE A TONGUE?!

Jewel: WHO KNOWS?! FUCK LIFE!!! *jumps out the window*

SeikoLover: AND WHY IS THERE A WINDOW IN THE MOVIE THEATER?!

Computer: I can look that up for you.

Jewel: *falls through the ceiling* NOOOOOO!!! *tosses Computer into the pits of hell* GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME, YOU MONSTER!!!

~~~~~~~~~~

Madison: Oh my God, best singer ever.

Jewel: 10/10 would listen again.

~~~~~~~~~~

Yoshiki: Am I on drugs?

SeikoLover: Probably.

Yoshiki: *stands up* Hey!

Jewel: Down, boy, down.

Yoshiki: *sits down* I'm not a dog, y'know...

Jewel: Then why are you acting like such a bitch?

Everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

Yoshiki: Shut up. Just shut up.

~~~~~~~~~~

Everybody: .........

Ms. Yui: Let's never do that again.

Everybody: AGREED!!!

Computer: I liked it.

Jewel: NO! FUCK THIS DARE, THIS AIN'T HAPPENING! *snaps fingers*

*everybody is back at Jewel's house*

Jewel: *whispers to Madison*

Madison: Ooh, good idea! *unlocks locker*

Sachiko: FINALLY!

Madison: NOPE! No freedom for you! *throws Computer into the locker with Sachiko* *locks the locker*

Sachiko: NOOOO! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

Everybody: BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYBODY!

Sachiko: .....Alright fair enough. BUT NOBODY DESERVES THIS!

Jewel: Oh yeah, you're right! We'll still be able to hear him! *snaps fingers*

*locker is surrounded by a soundproof bubble*

Jewel: That's better! And, even better, he's still technically hanging out with us! WOOHOO! DMCAPCF FDIMCA,[D,ESOPFNILCNKL SJKJ KFDNVIWLMWP;PLLLBBBTTT!!!!!! *runs around waving arms like a maniac*

Ms. Yui: Uhh, Jewel? What do we do know?

Madison: Wait for it........ wait for ittttt........

Jewel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *trips over Sachiko's locker* WAUGH! *faceplants*

Everyone: *laughs*

Madison: I told you.

Jewel: Ghehe... :3 LET'S DO DA DARES, THEN! BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN! 😃 Alright, so Yoshiki has to-

*Sachiko's locker randomly explodes*

Sachiko: FUCK THIS!!!!! *chucks Computer out the window*

Jewel: All in favor, say "I!"

Everyone: I!!!!

Jewel: *sigh of relief* Oh thank God... *snaps fingers*

*Sachiko disappears and the locker is back to normal*

Sachiko: DAMNIT!!! AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING LOCKER!?

Jewel: Yep! Until the end, when you have another dare! Now, speaking of dares.... *hands Yoshiki a costume and a comb*

Yoshiki: What's with the comb?

Jewel: *hands Yoshiki a can of hairspray and a picture* Try to make your hair look like that, 'kay?

Yoshiki: Uhh, okay?

Jewel: Great! Now go get changed. *snaps fingers*

*Yoshiki disappears*

~10 minutes later~

Jewel: Alright, that should be enough time. *snaps fingers*

*Yoshiki appears dressed as the woman from The Sound of Music*

Satoshi: *laughs* Hey Shinozaki, your boyfriend just became your girlfriend!

Ayumi: Ehh!?

Yoshiki: Shut up, Satoshit. Just shut up.

Jewel: *hands Yoshiki some sheet music, some lyrics, and a guitar*

Yoshiki: Hey, why do you have my guitar?

Jewel: Cuz! :3

Mayu: Kishinuma, you play guitar?

Yoshiki: Oh, uhh, yeah, I do. *rubs the back of his neck awkwardly*

Naomi: Cool!

Seiko: I didn't know that! Ooh, do you sing?!

Yoshiki: *chuckles* Not in front of people.

Jewel: *points at lyrics* Think again!

Yoshiki: Huh? Oh, c'mon! What kind of song is this, anyways?!

Madison: The Sound of Music, bitch!

Yoshiki: Hm? Uhh, what now?

Ashley: ....Oh my God. No way.

SeikoLover: *gets all up in Yoshiki's face* DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE SOUND OF MUSIC?!

Yoshiki: You're spitting on me.

SeikoLover: SORRY! HAVE YOU SEEN IT OR NOT?!

Yoshiki: Never even heard of it.

Ashley, SeikoLover, and Madison: WHAT?!

Jewel: *laughs* Oh my God, this will make the dare sooo much better!

Ashley, SeikoLover, and Madison: Huh?

Jewel: Everybody else will have no clue what the actual fuck he's doing! XD

Ashley, SeikoLover, and Madison: *laughs*

Madison: Oh my God, you're right!

Yoshiki: Hey Jewel?

Jewel: Yeah?

Yoshiki: Why do you hate me?

Jewel: I don't! You're my second favorite character!

Naomi: Hey, Seiko's your favorite character, right?

Jewel: Yep!

Yoshiki: Then how come you don't treat her like this?!

Jewel: Lol cuz we never get any good dares for her! Plus, nothing really bothers her.

Seiko: That is true! :3

Yoshiki: Hmm... Fair enough.

Jewel: NOW DO DA DAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Yoshiki: *sigh* Fine.... *plays guitar* *sings*

Let's start at the very beginning

A very good place to start

When you read you begin with ABC

When you sing you begin with Do-Re-Mi

Do-Re-Mi

The first three notes just happen to be

Do-Re-Mi

Do-Re-Mi

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti

Do, a deer, a female deer

Re, a drop of golden sun

Mi, a name, I call myself

Fa, a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread

La, a note to follow so

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

That will bring us back to Do

Do, a deer, a female deer

Re, a drop of golden sun

Mi, a name, I call myself

Fa, a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread

La, a note to follow so

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

That will bring us back to

Do, a deer, a female deer

Re, a drop of golden sun

Mi, a name, I call myself

Fa, a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread

La, a note to follow so

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

That will bring us back to Do

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do-So-Do

So-Do-La-Fa-Me-Do-Re

So-Do-La-Ti-Do-Re-Do

When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything

When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything

Do, a deer, a female deer

Re, a drop of golden sun

Mi, a name, I call myself

Fa, a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread

La, a note to follow so

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

That will bring us back to Do

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti

Do-Do-Ti-La-Do-Fa-Mi-Re

Do-Mi-Mi-Mi-So-So-Re-Fa-Fa-La-Ti-Ti

When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything

Do, a deer, a female deer

Re, a drop of golden sun

Mi, a name, I call myself

Fa, a long long way to run

So, a needle pulling thread

La, a note to follow so

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

That will bring us back to

So-Do-La-Fa-Mi-So-Re

So-Do-La-Fa-Ti-Do-So-So-Fa-So-Do

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

So-Do!

Everybody except Yoshiki: *laughing their asses off*

Jewel: *wipes tears* I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!

Seiko: ENCORE! ENCORE!

Everybody except Yoshiki: *chants* ENCORE!

Yoshiki: NO!

Everybody except Yoshiki: Aww......

Jewel: *high fives Madison* Ohh, onto Naomi's dare now! :3 *snaps fingers*

Naomi: Huh? Nothing happened.

Jewel: *whispers to Naomi*

Naomi: Huh?! What will saying that accomplish?

Jewel: Well, the dare is kind of like a Pinocchio type of thing.

Naomi: Oh, so when I lie, something will happen?

Jewel: Yep! *whispers to Seiko* Get your camera ready!

Seiko: *pulls out phone*

Naomi: *taps Satoshi's shoulder* Satoshi?

Satoshi: Hm? Oh, what's up, Naomi?

Naomi: I hate you.

*Naomi's boobs triple in size*

Everybody except Sachiko (who has no fucking clue what's going on): EHHH?!

Seiko: SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! *nosebleeds* *taking pictures*

Naomi: AHHHHHH! SEIKOOOOO!!!! *screaming like a maniac* JEWEL!!!

Jewel, Madison, SeikoLover, and Ashley: *On the floor laughing*

Jewel: It was Madison's idea! *wheezy laughter*

Naomi and Satoshi: *blushing beet red*

Naomi: CHANGE ME BACK!!!!

Jewel: Alright, alright, but I think Seiko needs to do her dare first!

Naomi: Oh God, what is it?

Jewel: Hehe, you'll seeeeee!!! *whispers to Seiko*

Seiko: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH Tye-Dyed_Criminal YOU'RE THE BEST!!! *buries face in Naomi's chest*

Naomi: GAH!!! SEIKO, GET OFF!!!! *tries to shove Seiko away* *falls over*

Seiko: Ghehe, VICTORY!!!!!!!

Naomi: NOOOO! GET OFF OF MEEEEEEE!!!! *rolls over, making Seiko fall over* *quickly jumps up* JEWEL, HURRY UP, CHANGE ME BACK!!!!

Jewel: Alright, alright, Seiko, you're dare is over.

Seiko: Nuuuuuuuu! ;-;

Jewel: Sorry. *shrug* *snaps fingers*

*Naomi's boobs are back to normal*

Naomi: Oh thank God...

Seiko: NUUUUUUU!!!! THE MAGICAL BREASTS OF FABULOUSNESS!!! ;-;

Everybody: *staring at Seiko*

Sachiko: What the actual fuck is happening right now?

Yoshiki: You don't wanna know.

Jewel: Once this chapter is uploaded, the world is probably gonna explode or something tbh.

SeikoLover: Lol definitely.

Ms. Yui: I hope so, then there will be no evidence that any of this ever happened...

Jewel: Yeah, but there will also be no more Monet.

Ms. Yui: Nooo, my poor kitty! ;-;

Jewel: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Morishige: Alright, who gave her candy?

Everybody except Jewel (who is currently running around scream-singing Photograph at the top of her lungs): *stares at Seiko*

Seiko: I didn't give her candy!

Ashley: *raises eyebrows*

Seiko: I gave her chocolate chip pancakes!

Everybody except Jewel and Naomi: SHINOHARA!!!!!

Naomi: SEIKO!!!!!

Seiko: With syrup!

Everybody except Jewel: /).-

Jewel: SO YOU CAN KEEP ME, INSIDE THE POCKET OF YOUR RIPPED JEANS, HOLDING ME CLOSER TILL OUR EYES MEET, YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE! WAIT FOR ME TO COME HOME!

Madison: Ayushiki.

Jewel: OMG OTP!!! *fangirl induced screaming* *forgets to breath* *passes out*

Madison: Works every time.

~5 minutes later~

Jewel: Dafuq happened? *sits up* *looks around, confused* Where is everybody? Hey Sachi, where'd everybody go?

Sachiko: I don't know, cuz I'm still stuck in this FUCKING LOCKER!!!

Jewel: Lol sorry. *walks into another room*

Everybody except Sachiko: *jumps out and scares Jewel*

Jewel: FLURBA FLURBA FLURB!!! *starts spasming and throwing up Skittles* *passes out again*

Everybody except Sachiko: WTF..... O.o

Madison: That was... uhh.....

Ashley: Yeah I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen....

Yuka: Onii-Chan, is she okay?

Satoshi: She's Jewel, she's never okay.

SeikoLover: THAT IS TRUE.

Sachiko: *walk in to the room* Whoa, what happened here?

Mayu: Sachiko, I thought you were still stuck in the locker?

Sachiko: I forgot I had my scissors with me, I stabbed my way out.

Everybody: Oooohhhh.....

Sachiko: Ohh, Skittles!!! *grabs a handful of Skittles and eats them*

Everybody except Sachiko: *gags*

Sachiko: What?

Jewel: *jumps up* LOL BISH U JUST ATE MY FOCKING THROW UP!!!

Sachiko: EHHH?! *gags* *spits*

Everybody except Sachiko: *laughs*

Jewel: *wipes eyes* *snaps fingers*

*Everybody is back in Jewel's room except Sachiko, who's back in the locker without her scissors*

Sachiko: NOOOOOO, MY SCISSORS! ;-;

Jewel: *rolls eyes* Don't worry, I won't hurt them.

Sachiko: *sniffle* Promise?

Jewel: I promise... Anyways! I've decided we're only going to do half the dares in this chapter, cuz I'm going on my first cruise tomorrow! :3 So that means we only have 4 dares left.

Everybody except Jewel, Seiko, SeikoLover, Ashley, and Madison: YES!

Jewel: But in the next chapter, Sachiko will still be in the locker, Seiko's hair will be the same, Yuka will still be on Satoshi's back, and Ms. Yui will be dressed the same.

Sachiko, Seiko, Yuka, Satoshi, and Ms. Yui: Nooooo! ;-;

Jewel: Alrighty then, now that that's been settled, what say we move on? :3

Morishige: We don't really have any other choice, do we?

Jewel: NOPE! Mayu, you have a dare!

Mayu: Oh, yay!

Jewel: *whispers*

Mayu: WHA?! I CAN'T DO THAT! That's mean, I don't want to!

Jewel: Yeah, but after that you get to... *whispers*

Mayu: Huh?! *blushes* b-but... but...

Jewel: The faster you get it over with, the faster the chapter will be over.

Mayu: *sigh* Fine... I'm sorry, Shige-nii....

Morishige: Sorry for wha-

Mayu: *kicks Morishige in the nuts*

Morishige: *eyes widen* ...Ow....

Mayu: I'm sorry Shige-nii, it's a dare! *kisses Morishige*

Mayu and Morishige: *blush*

Seiko, SeikoLover, Ashley, Madison, and Jewel: *squealing* I SHIP IT!!!!

Seiko: OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE!!! Naomi, why can't you and Mochida be like that?

Naomi and Satoshi: Ehh?!

Naomi: Seiko!

Seiko: Ghehe!

Naomi: *sigh* *facepalm* You're hopeless...

Seiko: No, I still have hope! That you and your darling Mochida will get together, that is!

Naomi: SEIKO! *blushes*

Satoshi: Sh-Shinohara! *blushes*

Jewel: YESSSSS!!!! EVERYBODY WITH ME NOW!

Madison, Jewel, and SeikoLover: *off key singing*

I GOT THIS FEELINGS AT LIKE 3 AM WHILE WATCHING NETFLIX

I DREW SOME PORNY FANART AND I WROTE SMUTTY FANFIC

CAN'T HELP IT I JUST THINK THAT THEY WOULD MAKE SUCH A GOOD PAIR

IN CANON THEY HAVE NEVER MET

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I DON'T CARE

I KNOW THAT THEY ARE SIBLINGS BUT I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING MORE

IF SHE WEREN'T DATING THAT GUY THEY'D BE BANGING I AM SURE

THE THIRD SCENE IN EPISODE FOUR

C'MON, LOOK AT HIM STARE

TWINCEST CAN'T REALLY BE THAT BAD

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I DONT CARE!

YOU'RE ON THE CANON GROUND

I'M UP IN CRACK SHIP SPACE

LET'S START A SHIPPING WAR

DON'T CARE IF I GET HATE

DON'T LIKE MY PAIRINGS

WELL THEN YOU CAN HIT THE BRICKS

THIS IS MY OTP

I'LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

I SHIP IT

I SHIP IT

THEY KEEP ON SAYING THEY'RE NOT GAY

BUT YEAH I REALLY DOUBT THAT

THIS CAN'T JUST BE A BROMANCE

WHO WOULD WRITE A SHOW ABOUT THAT?

I THINK THE SUBTEXT IN THE SECOND SEASON'S PRETTY CLEAR

DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO CALM DOWN

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I DONT CARE!

YOU'RE ON THE CANON GROUND

I'M UP IN CRACK SHIP SPACE

LET'S START A SHIPPING WAR

DON'T CARE IF I GET HATE

DON'T LIKE MY PAIRINGS

WELL THEN YOU CAN HIT THE BRICKS

THIS IS MY OTP

I'LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I SHIP IT!

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I DON'T CARE

I SHIP IT!

I SHIP IT!

Everybody except Madison, Jewel, and SeikoLover: OH MY GOD MY EARS THEY ARE BLEEDING!!!

Jewel: PSH! You're just jealous of our awesome skills.

Jewel, Madison, and SeikoLover: *flips hair sassily*

SeikoLover: *giggle* Though I'll admit, it's not as good as Yoshiki was earlier!

Everybody except Yoshiki: *laughing*

Yoshiki: That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Everybody except Yoshiki: *laughs even harder*

Ayumi: *giggles* *kisses Yoshiki's cheek* Better?

Yoshiki: *smiles* Better.

All girls except Sachiko and Ayumi: Awwwww!

Ayumi and Yoshiki: *blush*

Sachiko: *still confused as fuck* What? What are you all "awe-ing" at?! WHAT'S IS IT?! I WANNA KNOOWWWWWWW!!!!

Jewel: LOL TOO FOCKING BAD M8!!! GET REKT, #360NOSCOPE TOO MLG PRO 4 U!!!!!

Everybody except Jewel: *stares*

Jewel: *clears throat* Dares! Let's, uhh..... Let's get to them! *snaps fingers*

*Kizami appears chained to the wall with an apple on his head and Madison is holding a bow and a quiver containing 7 arrows*

Jewel: YAY FOR ARCHERY!

Madison: Ohh, this'll be fun!

Kizami: Yeah, if you can even hit me. You have the worst aim ever.

Madison: Psh! You wish!

Kizami: Umm, can I go now?

Madison: No! It's not like you're doing anything important, after all!

Kizami: Yeah I am.

Morishige: And what might that be?

Kizami: *off key singing* I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!

Yoshiki: *shouts* Since when?

Everybody except Kizami: *laughs*

Kizami: -.- *is not amused*

Madison: I IZ DA BEST AT ARCHERY!!! *shoots Kizami's eye*

Kizami: AHHHHHH!!!! DID YOU EVEN TRY?!

Madison: Yeah! Don't worry, I'll just try again! *shoots Kizami's other eye*

Kizami: GLCH! You.....BITCH!

Madison: SHADDAP! YOU DUN KNOW ME! *shoots Kizami's nostril*

Kizami: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Madison: I DON'T KNOW, YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME, HANA SHIZA! *shoots Kizami's other nostril*

Ashley: Hey Jewel, what's up with her?

Madison: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!

Ashley: *shrugs*

Jewel: Younger siblings. Asshole dad.

Ashley: It all makes sense now....

Madison: Ugh, they drive me INSANE! *shoots Kizami's tongue*

Kizami: HO AH YU THO BAD AT ATCHAWY?! (How are you so bad at archery)

Madison: *shrug*

Jewel: THEY drive you insane? Madison, you can't blame everything on them.

Madison: True. I'm friends with you, after all!

Jewel: THAT IS TRUE!

Madison: *shoots Kizami's dick*

Kizami: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! YU AWNT EBEN TWYING ANYMO!!! (you aren't even trying anymore)

Madison: I know, but hurting you is fun! *shoots the apple*

Kizami: OH, NAH YU GET IT WIGHT! (oh, now you get it right)

Madison: Jewel, do you have any more arrows?

Jewel: Nope, sorry.

Madison: Damn...

Jewel: LOL! Anyways, the next dare is gonna be soooo funny! *turns to Ayumi and Mayu* Well, not for you too. Sorry in advance!

Yoshiki: HOLD ON! What's gonna happen to them?

Morishige: They aren't in any danger, are they?

Jewel: That depends on how rabid the fangirls are today. *snaps fingers*

*Mayu and Ayumi are tied to chairs next to each other in a room separated by a glass window*

Jewel: *speaks into a walkie-talkie* Release the fangirls.

~With Mayu and Ayumi~

Ayumi: *squirms* What is this?! Why are we tied up?!

Mayu: I'm scared...

*suddenly the door opens and a bunch of fangirls run at them screaming "Mayumi"*

Ayumi and Mayu: *shrieks of terror*

Fangirl 1: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE EACHOTHER?!

Ayumi and Mayu: Ehh?!

Mayu: Shige-nii!!!! Help meeee!!!

Ayumi: U-umm, well for one thing, we aren't lesbians...

Fangirl 2: THAT'S NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER!!!

Ayumi: Well, for another thing, I have a boyfriend.

All fangirls: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

Fangirl 1: But you're lesbians!

Mayu and Ayumi: NO WE'RE NOT!!!

~With everyone else~

Yuka: Onii-Chan, why are they screaming, "Mayumi?"

Satoshi: I have no clue.

Jewel: They ship Mayu and Ayumi.

Everybody except Jewel, Madison, Ashley, and SeikoLover: HUH?!

Morishige: Umm, say what now?

Yoshiki: *bangs his fist on the glass*

All fangirls: *turn around and stare at Yoshiki*

Yoshiki: *middle finger*

Mayu and Ayumi: *giggle*

Morishige: *crosses arms and shakes head sullenly*

All fangirls: *hiss*

Yoshiki: The fuck?

~With Mayu and Ayumi~

Fangirl 3: Hold on, are you dating Yoshiki?

Ayumi: Yeah. Why?

Fangirl 3: I mean, it doesn't really make sense, you being a lesbian and all...

Ayumi: STOP SAYING THAT! I'M NOT A LESBIAN!

Fangirl 1: Psh, whatever you say!

Ayumi: I have a boyfriend, and, even if she won't admit it, Mayu has her eye on someone, too! *smirk*

Mayu: Ayumi!

Ayumi: A guy, though. She has her eye on a guy.

A/N So rhyme, much Dr. Suess

All fangirls: But you're a-

Ayumi: Call me a lesbian one more time.

Fangirl 4: It's sooo obvious though, you're a lesbian!

Ayumi: *breaks free of the ropes* *jumps up and slaps Fangirl 4 across the face as hard as she can*

Fangirl 4: *falls on the floor, crying*

Fangirl 5: Wow, you're mean for a lesbian!

Ayumi: *shrieks* STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *bitch slaps Fangirl 5*

Fangirl 5: EEYAHH!!! *falls down*

Ayumi: *huffs* C'mon, Mayu, let's get out of here. *unties Mayu*

Mayu: Thanks, Ayumi! *rubs wrists*

Fangirl 6: See?! You're already on a first name basis!

Mayu: Please, stop! We aren't like that! We're just good friends, and that's all we want to be.

Ayumi: *turning red from rage*

Mayu: *glances at Ayumi* Oh no, this isn't gonna end well... *drags Ayumi out of the room*

Ayumi: *slams the door and locks it*

Seiko: Woah, Shinozaki, what's gotten into you?

Ayumi: THEY KEPT CALLING US LESBIANS FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!

Ashley: Actually, they did have a reason. They ship you two.

Ayumi: WELL THAT'S A STUPID REASON!

Jewel: It's no use trying to reason with her when she's like this.

Ayumi: *crosses arms* *pouts*

Jewel: Hey, Ayumi?

Ayumi: What?

Jewel: Would it make you feel better if I told you we were at the last dare?

Ayumi: Hmm.... A little bit.

Jewel: What if I told you that the last dare is that SeikoLover has to make out with a squid?

SeikoLover: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ayumi: *covers mouth* *muffled laughter*

Everybody except SeikoLover: *laughing*

Jewel: *shoves a squid in SeikoLovers face* Mwah, mwah! *kissy noises*

SeikoLover: GAH! WHERE DID YOU GET THE SQUID?!

Jewel: QUICK! MAKE OUT WITH IT BEFORE IT DIES! *shoves the squid into SeikoLover's hands* *wipes hands on SeikoLover's shirt*

SeikoLover: FUCK YOU, MADISON! *makes out with squid*

Seiko: *taking pictures*

Everybody except Seiko and SeikoLover: *dying of laughter*

SeikoLover: OKAY, IT DIED, AM I DONE NOW?

Jewel: Alright, alright! *wipes eyes*

SeikoLover: *throws the squid in the trashcan*

Ashley: I ship it.

Jewel: SQUIDLOVER!!! SO OTP!!!

Madison: OMFG! XD

Everyone except SquidLover: *laughing*

SquidLover: IT ISN'T FUNNY!

Madison: They why are we laughing?

SquidLover: Because you're all insane!

Ms. Yui: My students and I aren't.

Yuka: Neither am I! Right, Onii-Chan?

Satoshi: Right. *smiles* *ruffles Yuka's hair*

Yuka: Noo! Onii-Chan, you messed up my hairrrr!!!

All girls except Yuka: Awww!

Jewel: SAH KYATTTTTTTTTTT! *spasms* *passes out*

~crickets~

Ayumi: Well, she said that was the last dare, right?

Morishige: I believe she said the other half of the dares would be a different chapter.

Ashley: That sounds about right.

Madison: I guess I'll end the chapter for her than...

Jewel: NOPE! *bitch slaps Madison*

Madison: Oww!

Jewel: FUCK YOUUUUU! Only I can end my chapters! Anyways, that was the last dare for this chapter, so I'm just gonna go ahead and end it here. Thank you all so freaking much for being so patient with this chapter, as you can see, I had a lot of writing to do! *wink* So I already have dares for the next 2 chapters, but you can still leave dares or questions if you want, they just won't be used quite yet. I'll see you in the next chapter! Bye!