Violet: Anyone d-

Jay: Depressed?

Simon: Drained?

Charlie: Dumb?

Bruce: Disliked?

Violet: -done with their work... What is wrong with you people...

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Violet: Imagine if someone handed you a trunk of all the things you'd lost over the years?

Charlie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Jay: Wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Simon: I knew my potential was somewhere!

Jay: My moral code, is that you?

Violet: I was going to show you this cool trunk my grandmother left for me but do you guys need a hug?

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Violet: Is having a penis fun?

Jay: It has its ups and downs.

Charlie: Sometimes it's a little hard.

Simon: It's a real pain in the ass.

Bruce: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, c'mon.

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Charlie: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Violet: Rude.

Bruce: That's fair.

Simon: Not again.

Jay: Finally.

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Charlie: There are 7 chairs and 10 kids. What do you do?

Violet: Have everyone stand.

Bruce: Buy three more chairs!

Simon: The most important ones can sit.

Jay: Kill three children.

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Charlie: Good morning.

Violet: Good morning.

Bruce: Good morning!

Simon: Y'all sound like robots, try to spice it up a little.

Jay, breaking down a door: SUP MOTHERFUCKERS-

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Charlie: Where's Miss Violet, Mister Bruce, and Mister Simon?

Jay: They're playing hide-n-seek.

Charlie: Where?

Jay: I don't think you understand the game.

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Charlie: What did you guys get in your yearbooks?

Violet: 'Prettiest Smile'.

Bruce: 'Nicest Personality'.

Jay: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight'.

Simon: 'Least Likely To Start A Bar Fight, But Most Likely To Win One'.

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Bruce: Is stabbing someone illegal?

Simon: Not if they consent to it.

Jay: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Charlie: YES?!?!

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Charlie: **screams**

Jay: **screams louder to assert dominance**

Simon: Should I do something?!

Bruce: No, I kinda wanna see who wins this.

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Simon: What's your favorite cake on the count of three? One, two, three-

Simon and Bruce in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks!

Violet: Our turn, Jay! One, two, three- vanilla!

Jay, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake-

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Violet: Listen, I can explain...

Jay: You're earning $500k and you're only giving me $300k?

Bruce: You're getting $300k? I'm getting $1k!

Charlie: You guys are getting paid?

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Jay: I just ended a four year relationship.

Violet: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Jay: Yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

**Ella and Lee fighting across the room**

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Violet: Wake me up...

Bruce: Before you go go!

Simon: Before September ends...

Jay: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Violet: You know those things will kill you, right?

Bruce, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Jay, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Simon: **nods while eating raw cookie dough**

BONUS:

Charlie: **exists**

Bruce, Simon, and Jay: Okay let's not-

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Violet, talking about Charlie: Apparently, we're getting someone new to the group.

Jay: Are we stealing them?

Simon: New or used?

Violet: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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That's it for now!