Murderer: Any last words?
Violet: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Charlie: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Jay: Please, just say fuck.
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Violet: You're jealous.
Jay: Jealous?
Violet: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Jay: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
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Charlie: That's illegal, right?
Jay: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Charlie: No-
Jay: Then shut the fuck up.
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Simon: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Jay: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Simon: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Jay: Oh, no, I do.
Simon: Well, what is it?
Jay: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.
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Violet: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Bruce: A doll.
Jay: A cinnamon roll.
Simon: A sweetheart.
Violet:
Violet: ... Stop it.
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Jay: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Violet: Even better!
Jay: What the fuck did you-
Violet: **holding up a chicken** Her name is Fluffy.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Jay: No returns.
Demon: **sobbing** But it's making me sad...
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Violet: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Simon: That's deep.
Charlie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Simon: That's deeper.
Jay: ... You guys are idiots.
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Charlie: Mister Simon isn't talking to me.
Jay: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Simon: Truth or dare?
Violet: Truth.
Simon: How many hours have you slept this week?
Violet:
Violet: Dare.
Simon: Go to sleep.
Violet: I don't like this game.
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Jay: Life is like Charlie. It's short.
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Charlie: Is that a gun?!
Jay: It's not what it looks like!
Charlie: It looks like a gun!
Jay: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have any more bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Charlie: ... ANYMORE?!
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Simon: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Simon: cuLt leader.
Simon: God hates me personally.
Simon: cowBoy hat.
Simon: **sniffles** Trying my best.
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Jay: I'm having problems with a guy...
Simon: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Simon: Charlie... I'm bleeding...
Charlie: What's your type?!
Simon: Brown hair, red eyes, gray clothes, cute smile-
Charlie: Your blood type, Mister Simon!
Simon: Oh.
Simon: **peers at his wound**
Simon: Uhh, red.
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Jay: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool".
Jay: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Jay: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Violet: Homicide.
Simon: Murder.
Bruce: Homiecide.
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Bruce: Which country has the most birds?
Bruce: Portu-geese!
Jay: That's a language.
Bruce: Portu-gull?
Jay: Good recovery.
Violet: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Simon: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Jay: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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Charlie: You're smiling. What happened?
Jay: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Violet: Simon tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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That's it for now!
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