Mauryan Empire: Wait wait wait. So you spend all that time refusing Christianity and then you became the first Christian Empire?

Roman Empire: Um, yes?..

Zhou Dynasty: Wow all that for what?

Tang Dynasty: What about you Mauryan?

Mauryan Empire: Well I was atheist but I hold the title of the first Hindu and Buddhist Empire!

Roman Empire: Three religions came from your place? Cool.

Tang Dynasty: I was the first Empire with Taoism as a religion.

Zhou Dynasty: Hey! Taoism started from my time.

Han Dynasty: Yeah yeah but I had Confucianism as my main religion!

Roman Empire: Yeah but Christianity spread alot!

Mauryan Empire: My successor still is Hindu! And my religions spread too.

Zhou Dynasty: Our religion just stayed where it was.

Tang dynasty: Yep!

Han dynasty: Yeah and I'm fine with that!

Mauryan Empire: What about Islam-

Rashidun and Umayyad Caliphate: I am  s p e e d

Well that's it!
IDK why I did this-

Pakistan Zindabad