Somalia, Kenya and Ethiopia watching Pakistan and India trying to maul eachother to death.

Somalia: Wow.. they really hate eachother..

Ethiopia: Yeah, we can tell Somalia..

Somalia: *rolls eyes* The world just watches these two everyday. No one really pays any attention to us.

Kenya: For once, I kinda agree with you Somalia. Our entire continent is basically ignored.

Somalia: Yeah, I'm basically Pakistan. Being stuck between two people that don't like me..

Ethiopia: Have you even met her?

Somalia: Yeah! She's one of my friends. She's helped me before.

Ethiopia: Besides, our fight is useless.. I've already got Ogaden, what's the point in you fighting me?

Kenya: Guys this is not the time...

Somalia: Because Ogaden is mine! You took it forcefully!

Ethiopia: No! I got it fair and square..!

Djibouti: U-um guys? You shouldn't fight-

Somaila and Ethiopia: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS DJIBOUTI!!!

Yes I did African countries because the entire continent of Africa is neglected by everyone. Here we have Ethiopia, Somalia, Kenya and Djibouti. Ethiopia and Somaila have an issue over this one region called Ogaden. Ethiopia has it but Somalia says that it's his. (Sound familiar?-) Kenya has some issues with Somaila with their border, maritime and other issues but they don't hate eachother.( also sounds familiar-). I'm probably going to do more African countries because they deserve love~!

Pakistan Zindabad