(7:00 am alarm ring)

Me: man, what another day of being a 17 year old i think ill take a shower

(I grab my clothes and a towel

(I went to my bathroom and saw)

Me: what are you doing in my shower

???: huh (screams) who are you and why are you here

Me: what are you doing in my house

???: uh I'm almost done

Me: ok

(I took my shower)

Me: man what is Heather doing in my house

(I went downstairs and Saw Gwen, Lindsay, Bridgette and Courtney in the kitchen

Me: what are Gwen, Lindsay, Bridgette, Courtney and Heather doing in my house

(I passed out)

Gwen: what was that

(They saw me passed out)

Courtney: is he all right

Lindsay: hey let's kiss all over his face

Gwen: sure