Beanie princess: Do you promise to not make Lloyd x princess a thing?

Chocobean: I promise!

-two weeks later-

Beanie princess: Why is there a Lloyd x princess parade!?!?

Chocobean: In my defence I forgot the promise.

Beanie princess: That's it I'm starting Cho x Harry potter. You two dated in the fifth book anyway.

Chocobean: nO-