So I've been taking these quizzes on FaceBook and apparently in my life when I'm older

I'm gonna be married with 8 kids
My job will be a boss
I'll have unlimited money (Which is IMPOSSIBLE)
I've traveled around the world
One of my eight kids is adopted a girl named Lauren who's African American (Which I don't mind at all)
And shit ton of other stuff

And apparently I'm gonna have kids in 2018

WHAT THE FUCKIN TITTY SPRINKLES MAN?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!
IS IT DESTENED TO HAPPEN?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone explain this to me please because I don't know if this is all gonna happen or not XD