Ant's rising him. Dad 1

Ant's in a relationship with Spakeles and Syndi. Dad's 2 and 3

Ant is close friends with Cave. Dad 4

Deadlox, Seto, and Mu love to visit him. Dad's 5, 6, and 7

Sky.... Biologically dad 1 but hey, he isn't there

But wait there's more

Think of the dad jokes this kid has to live with