Me- No we both can't fit in there together, (ha! That's what she said) we aren't that young anymore. (That's what she said x2 :P)

Sister- "Are you calling me old and fat!?"

Me- *laughs loudly* No! I'm calling you seasoned and thick!

Sister- Oh so now I'm a turkey!?

Me- *pauses and stares at sister* Yes. Yes you are.

Sister- Just.......no bro........no.

Both- *laughs uncontrollably*