...

Ahem...

Can you hear me?

Of course you can't...

Can you see me?

Of course you can't...

Are you blind?

Of course you aren't...

Relax and unwind

As I lead you on

This crazy ride

You're in for fun

Stand by my side

As I take you with me

Where things unfold,

Be they big or small,

They'll be told

In the best way I can

To make it worthwhile

This is my task,

To make you smile

So come enjoy

Crazy, crazy stuff

It'll (hopefully) make you laugh

May you be meek or tough

And once again,

However big or small,

You're my dearest readers,

So thank you all...