"Ahh..." Jonathan rubbed his hands together. He was a thief, and a new artifact was coming to the museum. In fact, now, it was right in front of him.

It was veiled. He grinned to himself. "The precious  sapphire of King Solomon of who-knew-where. The director was giving a big, big speech.

All Jonathan heard was blah blah blah.

He thought to himself that he would sneak a peek.

He slowly lifted the curtain. and saw a gorilla looking at him from behind a cage.

"AAAAHHHH!"