That video doesn't belong to me, it's the op of Devil May Cry, and I love it so damn much, even tho it's not having any lyrics, and even tho it's so so so so so so so so old. Also, warning : it includes violence. See it at your own risk, but it's worth it. :)

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR SOME CRAZY STUFF

The mad guy had finally lost it, for real this time.

Kirby knew that.

Because half an hour had passed, and he was still laughing.

Kirby was too shocked to move, he stood staring at the mad/bald/bad/old guy laughing maniacally.

"What's happened to gramps?" he mutters to himself.

Mad/bald/bad/old guy green tea vial biscuit plush fluffy bonjour potato chip...

OH NO

HIS MADNESS IS SPREADING TO ME

I gotta be careful now...

Mad/bald/bad/old guy's dentures fell off as he continued to laugh.

Umbero was just getting up, but the dentures smacked him right on the face, and he fell back with a groan, unconscious again.

Now, we all know, life is magical. Mysterious. Mind blowing.

Because, somewhere far away, there was a winged grey spectacle to behold...

And you guessed it.

It was, a pigeon.

To be more exact, Nanette's pet pigeon.

Now as far as I know, Nanette was very fond of her pet pigeon Hen.

Yes, naming a pigeon Hen is rather... strange.

But Nanette wasn't the most normal person, she was quite bonkers, in fact.

Sadly, no one could stand the utter craziness that oozed off Nanette, so they send her to the Zachary Zach Zucky's Mental Institute.

This place, was perfect for her.

On her 70th birthday, Nanette got Hen as a present, and boy was she delighted.

It came to her in a cage.

Nurse : Here is a gift

Nanette : Ooh! A hen!

Nurse : it's a pigeon, old lady.

Nanette : I know a fat hen when I see one, young man, don't you try to fool me.

Nurse : ...

Nanette : that's right, it's a hen, so I am naming it Hen!

Nurse: it's a pigeon

Nanette : CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK GOES THE HEN THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A PIGEON
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

The nurse gave up, because he wasn't able to convince her, not. At. All.

On this fateful day, Nanette decided to let Hen out of it's cage, because, hens can't fly, at least that is what she thought.

Until Hen flew out of her window.

She blinked a few times, and laughed.

"What has the world come to, hens have started flying..."

Now, let's focus on Hen.

Hen wasn't your average pigeon.

It had a high IQ.

It was a test subject of various experiment and was smuggled to be sent to the main base of the scientists, but was somehow transported to Nanette by mistake.

The scientists from the main base frowned at the regular pigeon in the cage.

It tilted it's head.

"Coo!"

They soon realised that it was the wrong pigeon.

The CEO of the main base screamed at the top of his lungs.

"WHERE THE HELL IS TEST SUBJECT P301!"

The scientists shrugged. There were millions of pigeons on Earth. How could they find test subject P301 out of them all?

You'll soon find out...