Okay, don't judge,

but I'm totes eating

this piece of pizza.

Okay?

So don't judge me.

I know I'm fat,

no need to

judge me on that

(Even though I'm

totally judging you

for letting me eat this when

you're eating a salad

even though you're already skinny).

What?

Don't judge you for eating a chip?

Of course I won't

(Even though I will anyways

because I know that 

you judged me when

I ate that slice of pizza).

So, no one's judging, right?

Okay, just making sure.

(I know we all

judge people anyways)