Jane: hey jack I got a would you rather.
LJ: lay it on me.
Jane: would you rather be an 1800 century Caribbean pirate or as a mountain man in 1840s Colorado?
LJ: I'd be a fucking pirate. Wanna know why?
Jane: oh god not again.
LJ: YAR HAR FIDDLY DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Jane:* smh*