Ben:FUCC YEEAAAAAA!!!!! PIXELMEN GO JUST CAME OUT!!!!*dies from so much blood loss from his happiness*

Laughing Jack:HAHAHAHAHAHA! YESSSS I HAS FINALLY GOT A LEVEL 1 PIGY

GrinnyCat:*gets board*

Eyeless Jack:I NEED A KIDNEY NOOWWWWWW!!!!*eats Laughing Jack's pigey's kidney*

Laughing Jack:DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS?! I HAD TO GET A MASTERBALL TO CATCH HIM!!!!

Eyeless Jack:*doesn't care*

GrinnyCat:OMMNOMNOMNOM!!!*eats Pikachu*TASTE LIKE A MOUSE! OMMM NOMNOMNOM!!!

Pikachu:*turns derp*I AM NOW DERPACHU! FEAR MEEEHHH!!

GrinnyCat:*runs away*

Derpachu:YEESZSSSS!!!

Eyeless Jack:*eats kidney*

Jeff the killer:I'm dead inside

As you can now see*speaks in a German accent*That is what happens once creepypastas play Pokémon Go