*If River and Ben never told anyone they where Gay*

Clockwork: There! Right There! -Pointing at River-

Clockwork: Look at that tan, that tinted skin, Look at the killer shape he's in ,Look at that slightly stubly chin

Slenderman:I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay!!!!!!!!

Everyone: That is the elephant in the room, Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume
is automatically, matically, fay?

Jeff: But look at his quoft and crispy locks

Midnight: Look at his silk translucent socks!!

Hoodie:There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing?!

Andy: What are we seeing?!

Toby: Is he gay?

Andy: Of course he's gay

Midnight: Or European?

Everyone: ohhhhhh....

Everyone: Gay or European?

Everyone:It's hard to guarantee

Everyone: Is he gay or european?-Looks at Lj-

Lj: Well, hey don't look at me

Nurse Ann: You see they bring their boys up different, in those charming foreign ports .They play peculiar sports

All:-Outside watching River Playing Basketball for some reason- In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

All:Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks: They will say things like "ciao bella"

All: -Watch River kiss Ben on the cheek- while they kiss you on both cheeks!!

Jane: -Rolls her eyes- Oh please

All:Gay or European? So many shades of gray!!!!

Ej: Depending on the time of day, The German go either way!!

Everyone: Is he gay or European?
or-

Jane: There! Right There!-Pointing at River who's reading-

Jane:Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work,That is a metro-hetro jerk! That guy's not gay, I say no way!!!

Everyone(But Andy): That is the elephant in the room, Well is it relevant to presume That a hottie-Andy is grosser a bit out- in that costume

Andy: Is automatically, radically

Hoodie: Ironically, chronically

Midnight: Certainly, flirtingly

Liu: Genetically, medically

Everyone: Gay!

Everyone: offically gay! Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...-Sees River Hanging Out with a girl- Damn it!

Everyone: Gay or European?

Trenderman: So stylish and relaxed!!

Everyone: Is he gay or European?

Nina: I think his chest is waxed

Andy:-Has reaches triple chin grossed out-

Puppeteer: But they bring their boys up different there

Trender: It's culturally diverse, It's not a fashion curse

Everyone: If he wears a kilt-Andy is mentally scarred- or bears a purse

Everyone: Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code

Ben:-Mumbles- Yeah, But his accent is hypnotic..

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Ben: NOTHING!!!

Kate the chaser: But his shoes are pointy toed

Everyone: Huh...Gay or European?

Everyone: So many shades of gray

Nina: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday

Andy: You're always free Nina

Everyone: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro--

Jason: Wait a minute!! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try

Dr.Smiley: The floor is yours

Jason:-Walks over To River who is reading- So, River, This alleged affair with Mrs. Scott has been going on for...?

River: -Mindlessly Ready So he's not thinking and just mumbling- two years...

Jason: And your first name again is...?

River: River

Jason: And your boyfriend's name is...?

River: Ben

Jason: AHAHA!!!

River: I-Im sorry! I misunderstand!  You said "boyfriend" I thought you said "best friend". Ben is my best friend.....

Ben: You bastard!-Camera Zooms In in Ben-

Ben:You lying bastard!-Camera zoomed in even more-

Ben:-Camera zooms in on Ben eyes- That's it, I no cover for you no more!

Ben:-Camera Zooms Out-Peoples, I have a big announcement This man is gay AND European!!!!!

Everyone: Whoa!

Ben: And neither is disgrace, You gotta stop your bein' A completely closet case

Ben: It's me, not her he's seein'!!!!!!! No matter what he say! I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way

Ben: You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming one man cabaret

River: IM STRAIGHT!!

Ben: You were not yesterday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ben: So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!!

Everyone: And European!!!

Ben: He's Gay!!

Everyone: And European!! AND GAY!!!!

River: OKAY, FINE, IM GAY!!!!!

Everyone: HOORAY!!!

Kit:-Just woke up and is very tired and just witnessed this-I'm going back to bed....

Floofy: Agrees

Kit and Floofy:-Go back to bed-