How to get somebody to murder you

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Andy: Heeeeeeeey, Ej! You forgot your jacket

Ej:-Turns Around- ........ Are you seriously gonna do this?

Andy: Whaaaaaaaaat dont you want your Jacket?

Ej:-Punches Andy in the nose- Stop

Andy: OI!!!! Don't be a Jackass

Ej: Give me a reason not to kill you in a hundred different ways

Andy:-Puts A box over Jack- Because, Jack in a boxes are supposed to be happy things!!

Jack:-Eye twitches-

Andy:-Takes the box off Jack and throws orange paint on him and puts candles in his eyes- Now you're a Jack-O-Lantern!! And those are good!

Jack:......

Andy: Fuck-Starts Running-

Jack: THIS FUCKING JACK-O-LANTERN IS ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!

Andy: FUCKIN WORTH IT THOUGH!!-Goes through a trap door and shuts it-

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