In the town of Vegor
"Great, my plan is coming into action!" The little girl, Love, said coming off the train.
"Love! Wait up..." Laurance croaked, sticking his head out the window for fresh air.
"Oh, are you still following me around?" Love looked at him.
"Yukino told me to never leave you alone...I don't wanna fail on her again." He mumbled. Just then the train took off-with Laurance still on it. How ironic!
"Bye bye! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!" Love laughed.
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In a sucky nearby magic shop
"You're telling me you don't have any gate paste?!" Lucinda pouted.
"Well, you see, it's not that we don't have any, it's just that the gate paste should go to talented wizards." The old man running the shop replied.
"Excuse me?"
"I think you know what that means. Here, have this instead." He held up a contoller with a red button in the middle.
"What's this?"
He mumbled a few words and a glittering light emerged from the button. Lucinda sat on the counter with her fingers in her hair, giving off a seducing look. The old man giggled creepily.
On the sidewalk outside the shop
"Erasing memory! Erasing memory!" Lucinda walked down the road, with her eyes shut,"Huh? What's that?" She looked at a small crowd down under the bridge she was on.
Down near the crowd
"Woah! There are so many girls here!" Love looked around.
"Love, we don't have time to be picking up women! Wait why are we....Why are we here?!" Laurance looked at Love.
"I thought you knew."
On a park bench
"New Ice Wizard fashion line..." Lucinda read the magazine," Wow, look at that ass! You could fry cheese on that! She sure is sexy."
"You're assss?" A woman with short pink hair popped out of the bushes.
"You away you psycho!" Lucinda stood up and pointed at her.
"You know, I have a yacht."
"Ohhhhh, I love you, I'm so happy!"
On a bridge
"You know Love, why is your hair grey? No one I've mated with has had grey hair. Why the fuck is your hair grey?" Laurance questioned the girl.
"Fuck you, that's why." Love replied.
"God, you are such a dick."
"So why did Yukino ask you to keep me? I was an accident anyway."
"I don't fucking know. She's just fucking crazy."
On the yacht
"You want some wine?" The pink haired woman asked Lucinda.
"Sure!"
"None for you!" The woman moved the bottle of wine back.
"Jerk!"
"Rosa, we're out of sleeping gas." 5 guys came into the room with knocked out women on their shoulders.
"Again? Dammit. Cadana, go fetch me some Skittles would you?" Rosa ordered one of the men to do.
Lucinda pulled out a tube of bluish paste to put on her sword in order to summon Cloud, but Rosa stopped her.
"Yeah, no." The paste and sword was teleported to her, "This is your magic huh? You got to be assisting me!" Silence. "Oh come on that was funny! Not even a pity laugh? Guess you don't want this anymore." Rosa threw Lucinda's things out the window of the yacht, into the water.
"FUCK YOU LOOOOVE!" Laurance fell from the sky, crashing to the yacht, "Fucking...girl..dropping me all the time.."
"Come on Dad, admit it, it was kinda funny." Love peered through the hole in the yacht in her pixie form.
"Is this normal behavior for you two?" Lucinda asked.
"Wanna try?" Love asked smugly.
"No. I'm go-OOOOOOD!" Love was now flying up with Lucinda.
"Oh I'm so confused, what the hell is happening..." Rosa sighed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Love had dropped Lucinda and turned out of her pixie form, so she was falling too.
"EXTREMMEEEE!" Love managed to yell as they both hit the water.
"My sword and paste!" Lucinda saw it under water and swam towards it.
Back on the yacht with Laurance being beat up in the background
"Hm, I hope she doesn't find her sword or paste cause that would just be inconvenient. " Rosa said to herself.
Back to the water with Lucinda summoning Ava
"Summon, gate of the Fire Bearer! Ava!" The water washed away in one spot and fire was replaced. A woman in her mid twenties appeared with fiery orange hair and dark red armor.
"Hey Mom, see that boat? Get it." Lucinda pointed to the yacht. With no hesitation, Ava wiped out the ship with fire, washing everyone, including the ship and it's passengers, to shore.
Back on the broken yacht
"Hey dude, you may wanna get your boat checked for leaks, cause...you know." Laurance remarked.
"It's not a boat, it's a yacht!" Rosa yelled.
"Oh, then let's turn this into a battlefield."
"Why?"
"I dunno." Laurance shrugged and knocked all of Rosa's peers out with one punch, "Let's just end this now." He used flames to send Rosa flying to the next city. Then without realizing, he had destroyed half the town of Vegor in the process.
"Woah, what happened?" Laurance joined Lucinda and Love on the beach.
"You blew everything up!" Lucinda responded.
"Ohhh yeah! Shit...."
The next morning at a café
"Okay, who are you and why did you buy me lunch?" Laurance questioned.
"My name's Lucinda, and I'm going to join your guild. Crescent Wings!"
Laurance and Love broke out into a fit of laughter before Laurance said, " No."