Intellectuals Of The Millennium

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What if there was to be an intellect face-off between the ICT Kids and the ICT members?!

That's exactly what the kids have planned an IQ face-off .

"Sammy who do you think would win this face-off " Vamika asked in an attempt to irk her dad
"Ah! Is that even a question!! Ofcourse..." Sammy was speaking when she was cut off in between by her genius dad,
"Of course us right Vi" Rohit spoke with a proud grin

Virat who was generally the over excited and confident person seemed to be way too calm today.

"What's wrong with you?! " Harry nudged
"I'm just revising stuff" Virat bluntly replied
"Revising!? FYI we aren't attempting any exam " Rohit smacked his forehead
"Shh!! Keep quiet let me do my meditation " Jaddu spoke with his eyes closed

"What kind of a meditation is this? " Shikhar spoke amused at Jaddu's antics
" It's called 'Sleeping' in layman terms" Rohit spoke with a poker face

"Dadda!! I've informed Yuzi Chachu for an exclusive coverage of this face-off " Zoravar beamed in excitement making everyone facepalm
"Yeah guess who's the moderator!?" Agastya asked
"Who's it?? " Hardik asked making Agastya facepalm

"It's Mahi Chachu and Ziva di" The kids announced
"What!?  Mahi Bhai is the moderator!!" the ICT members exclaimed
"Ab toh agar izzat ka falooda kiya toh Mahi bhai apna alag roasting session bhi chala denge matlab puri tarah band bajegi humari " Shikhar mumbled

The teams were getting ready for this ultimate test of intellect!
On one side it was the very intelligent ICT : Virat, Rohit, Shikhar, Jaddu and Hardik.
On the other hand the junior versions of these senior crackheads : Vami, Sammy, Zoravar, Nidhiyana and Agastya!

"Why does the venue of this game seem so familiar " Virat asked looking around
"Because it's the back yard of my house Cheeku " Mahi bhai spoke coming towards them

"Kabhi uss gym ke khayalo se bahar aaja" Rohit teased
"Shut up! I'm in a tensed mood right now so I'm just ... Mahi bhai look at this idiot!!!" Virat turned into a whining kid
"Mahi bhai maine galat kaha bola" Rohit stood beside him

"Why are they such kids!! " Sammy and Vamika facepalmed themselves looking at their dads

The backyard was set to witness a hilarious face off between the kids and overgrown kids of ICT!!

"Reporter Chahal reporting sir! " Yuzi came with his mic and phone
"Why man!!! Don't you have other jobs to do" Shikhar facepalmed
"Am wanted here! " Yuzi flashed a proud grin

"Okay so are we ready Chachus? " Ziva asked
"And my kids! Are you ready to prove that you all saner than these kids here" Mahi bhai asked controlling his laughter leading everyone into fits of laughter.

"Objection my lord" Jaddu raised his hand
"Yeh court room nhi hai paglet " Shikhar smacked his forehead
"Chachu abhi pata chal jayega who is saner amongst you all chill out! " Ziva assured

"We have a doubt" RohiRat raised a query
"Now what you two?" Mahi bhai looked at them with a hopeless expression
"What's the reward of winning this? " Rohit asked
"Yeah and what about the losers " Virat continued

"Bhaiyas good question the winners will get a special shout out in Chahal TV whereas the losing team will be interviewed specially by me in an exclusive Chahal TV episode" Yuzi spoke proudly

"What!!! An interview in your channel I'll rather drop out of this competition than to lose and get interviewed by you!!! " Hardik yelled
"Idiot think positively why will we lose!" Jaddu cheered up

Soon the competition started...

"Harry Chachu and Agu the first question for you!  What comes before you? " Ziva asked
The seniors went into a puzzle mode at the question

"I think Krunal is the answer Cheeku" Jaddu whispered making Virat facepalm
"Idiot that's not the answer there's some catch to this question it seems easy but is tricky" Virat analysed
"I think she's talking about his surname " Shikhar added

" T " Hardik answer confidently shocking everyone!!!

"That's the right answer!!!! " Ziva yelled
"How come Harry cracked this " Yuzi and Mahi bhai exclaimed

"Yeh cheat sheets leke gya " Rohit spoke screening Hardik
"I'm smart you guys!! Don't underestimate Hardik Pandya" Hardik raised his imaginary collar while walking back to his seat

"Okay Jaddu and Shikhar Chachu and Nidhu and Zora you all come here" Ziva called them out

"I'll give you a word each and you are supposed to make an acrostic poem from it! " Ziva spoke and handed two chits to each of them

"What kind of a word is this!! " Nidhiyana asked in disbelief
"It's Yuzi Chachu's choice Nidhu " Ziva spoke hiding her laughter
"But how should we make a poem out of CHANNEL " Nidhiyana and Zoravar protested
"And you gave us JOKER " Jaddu and Shikhar looked clueless

"You have 5 minutes all of you complete it" Mahi bhai announced

The pairs brainstormed for a while and then after 5 minutes were ready with their poems.

"Nidhu and Zora read out yours " Ziva spoke

C - Chahiye tha hume kuch mazedaar
H - Hum boredom se pagal jo ho rhe the
A - Aur zindagi kaafi boring chal rhi         thi
N - Never did we realise
N - Never did we expect
E - Ek aisi channel hume dekhne ko milegi
L - Love you Yuzi Chachu and your Chahal TV

Nidhu and Zoravar finished leading Yuzi to usher all his love for them

"This is going on my channel for sure" Yuzi spoke acting to wipe his tears making everyone chuckle at his antics

" Chachus what about you guys" Ziva asked

J - Joker jaisi shakal
O - Owl jaisi harkate
K - Karte hai arguments bacho jaise
E - Ek second bhi na ruke
R - RohiRat is what they are called!

(A/N : I have no experience in poetry so pardon me for such pathetic poetry skills 😂🙏)

Shikhar and Jaddu finished laughing their ass off

"Disqualify these two!!!!! " RohiRat complained
"Lol the poem suits you guys perfectly" Mahi bhai spoke controlling his laughter
" Mahi bhai not you too" Virat stomped his feet

"Okay okay before you guys erupt in another heated war let's move on to the last segment!!! " Ziva announced

"Sammy Vami and RohiRat Chachus please come! " Ziva called for them

"I'll give you all two options choose wisely " Mahi bhai spoke
"You want 10 easy questions or rather 1 difficult question " Mahi bhai asked
"1 difficult question" the pairs answered

"So the question is,
What comes first Day or Night" Ziva posed the question which led to a moment of silence

Day
Night!!

The two sides answered .

"How Night Chachus? " Ziva asked
"See the day starts at 12 AM " Virat spoke
"And it's dark which is night at 12am " Rohit completed
"But you say 12 am in the morning right so it's a day right? " Ziva tricked them
"Vi yeh toh humne socha hi nhi " Rohit whispered

Ziva laughed mentally looking at them discuss about it

"Okay Sammy and Vami why do you guys think it's Day " Ziva asked
"Ziva Di you said you'll ask only 1 difficult question " Sammy countered
"Yeah now you can't ask this second difficult question " Vami supported
"Impressed!! " Ziva raised her eyebrows!

"So Dad who's the winner? " Ziva asked
"Of course my kids!!! " Mahi bhai hi fied all of them whereas the ICT members stood with poker faces
"Yayyyy so you guys have to agree that we all are smarter than you " Agastya spoke between his laughs

"Bhaiyas meet you all in the up coming Chahal TV episode " Yuzi spoke in an extra sweet tone
"Oh God no!!! " The group facepalmed dreading the thought of Yuzi's interviewing skills!
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Heyyoo ppl!!

How are y'all doing? 

Just a quick question :

Do you all want a separate chapter for the interview with Chahal TV?

Do let me know!

Stay tuned
~Ms_Completelyinsane

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