White knight to C3.

"Wow, what an original move," says April. "Would be a shame if someone copied it."

"W-What?" replies Daniel, startled.

Black knight to C6.

"Oh no," he blurts. "Uhm..."

White pawn to B4.

"Free food!" Black knight to B4.

"Frick you," says Daniel. White rook to B1.

"Uh, oh no, uhm..." mumbles April. Black pawn to A5.

"Do y'all even know what you're doing?" comments Reiner, a dude that exists solely for the purpose of commenting on chess.

"What kind of person knows what they're doing?" replies Daniel. White pawn to E4.

Black pawn to D6.

White pawn to A3.

"Fuck my horse—"

"April, commas are important."

Black knight to C6, again

Daniel hesitates. "When in doubt, pawn."

White pawn to F3.

"Bruh."

(other) Black knight to F6.

"Fine, no more pawns."

White rook to B3.

"Dafuq u doin—"

"Oi."

"Lol."

Black pawn to G5.

"What"

"I dunno"

"Y'all are hopeless," says Reiner.

White knight to A4.

"Seriously, what are you guys doing—"

Black knight to D4.

"Oh, an actually good move—"

"I have no clue what I'm doing either," says April.

White rook to D3.

"Fuck comma my horse—"

"Dude, no—"

"Well, I'm screwed everywhere, unless if I move back to C6, but that's no fun."

Black knight to C2.

"Bruh?"

White king to F2.

"smh dude."

"Wait a minute—" says April. "Anyway."

Black bishop to H6.

White rook to E3.

"You know what, I'm not even gonna bother."

"Hehe," chuckles April. Black pawn to G4.

I'm moving it so that there's space for my bishop to move. Next turn, unless he does something weird and maybe he will, I can horse out the rook and the because his king can't eat my horse his pawn will have to or I eat his queen. wow I'm big brain

White rook to C3.

frick he moved it

Black knight to D4.

White pawn to D3.

Black bishop to C1.

White pawn to H3.

Black pawn to F3.

White queen to E1.

He's moving his queen we're in the endgame now boys

Black pawn to G2.

ha

other White rook to H2.

Black pawn to F1.

"Wait—"

"Uh, where do we get a second queen?" asks Reiner.

"Wait, what—" reacts April. "Oh!"

"Well, no matter," says Daniel. White king to F1.

"F," says April. Black pawn to H5.

White knight to B2.

Black bishop to B2.

White rook to B2.

Black bishop to C3.

White rook to G2.

Black queen to D7.

White queen to G3.

Black pawn to B5. "Come on," says April. "You're gonna eat my bishop, right?"

"Sike"

"Oh no"

White rook to C1.

"Phew."

Black pawn to C5.

White rook to D1.

Black pawn to C4.

White rook to E1.

Black pawn to D3.

White queen to H3.

Black queen to H3.

"Queen for queen?"

"We just did."

White knight to H3.

Black knight to F3.

White rook to B1.

Black knight to E4.

White rook to D1.

Black knight to D2.

White king to E1.

Black rook to C8.

White knight to F4.

Black pawn to E5.

"Oh, no—"

karma bitch

White knight to H3.

Black rook to H6

"Dude, you forgot a period."

"It's fine dude. We're running out of things to comment on anyway."

White rook to D2.

"You take that back—"

"MY HORSE!!!!!"

April panics. Black knight to D2. "Hah!"

White knight to F2.

Black rook to C2.

White rook to D2.

Black rook to D2.

White king to F1.

"Daniel, why didn't you—"

"Probably because this entire chess match was generated by a human player against an AI, and I happen to have gotten the short end of the stick."

Black rook to G6.

White knight to E4.

Black rook to G2.

White knight to C3.

Black rook to C2.

White knight to E4.

"Again?"

"Yes, again."

Black rook to G2.

White knight to D6. "Check."

"Oh ffs."

Black king to E7.

White knight to E4.

Black rook to H2.

White king to G1.

Black pawn to F5.

"Did you know you could've checkmated shortie by moving your rook forward?"

April looked at the board. "Oh, can I undo—"

"Shut."

White knight to G5.

Black pawn to F4.

White knight to F3.

Black rook to G2.

White king to H1.

Black pawn to E4.

"Why won't you just checkmate already—"

"Because this chapter needs word count or the writer's friends will be disappointed given how long this kinda took."

"ok cool"

White knight to E1.

"see where word count got you"

"ah frick, my rooks are sandwiching the horse"

"well thats not good is it?"

"ha ha," giggles Daniel.

"uh"

oh wait I have big brain move right here

Black pawn to D2.

"wow so big brain April!"

"tysm :)"

And you were probably expecting it to not be big brain but it actually was, unless I myself am not big brain.

White knight to B2.

"welp bye"

Black pawn to D1.

"uh I con— oh wait!"

White king to G2.

F in the chat for black rook san, 2019-2019

Black pawn to F3.

White king to F2.

Black queen to C2.

"welp I lose"

"what? How fucking lame"

"u expect me to win with a king only?"

"smh fine"

":)))))))" says April.

"gg," says Daniel.

"Hi miss, who am I against next?"

"Either Mandee or Mark— oh, wait. Uh... Let's wait."

"She could probably be pitted against Danny or Steven after this?"

oh they look good

...

yea im screwed but at least I have plot armour