Naruto: We're doing dares again, Sasuke!

Sasuke: OHHHH MYYY GOOOOD! * screams *

Naruto: Relax, Sasuke.. we dont if its that... its bad..

Sasuke: What now?

Naruto: snugglycuddlez dared us.. to kiss.. 

Sasuke: So? We do it all the time..

Naruto: Shut up! Let me finish.. we have to kiss in front of Sakura-chan..

Sasuke: We're gonna die..

Naruto: Yup.. Nice knowing ya, Sasu-chan..

Sasuke: Nice knowing you too, Naru-kun

Naruto: ye

Naruto: *in mind* he called me naru, he called me naru, he called me naru, he called me naru! *mental scream*

~ AT TEAM 7 MEETING GROUNDS ~

Sakura: There you guys are! I've been waiting forever!

Naruto: Yeah..

Sakura: So want did you wanna show me?

Sasuke: Um.. we.. I..

Sakura:....?

Sakura: Well?!

Naruto: I JUST WANNA DIE AND GET IT OVER WITH! *kisses Sasuke*

Sasuke: *does back X33*

Sakura: ...............................................................................................

Naruto: You can kill us now..

Sakura: *squeals* AAAH!! NARUSASU!! MY HEART!!! 

Sasuke: .-.

Naruto: ._.

Sakura: Soo canon! 

Sasuke: So.. your not mad? 

Sakura: Mad? No.. but what I am mad about is that you didn't tell me you two were together! HOW COULD U NOT TELL MEH?!

Naruto: .-.

Sasuke: ._.

Sakura: *chases them around Konoha* HOW COULD U NOT TELL MEH?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!

*-BONUS! -*

Sakura: I'm okay with you two.. as long as u dont tell Ino.. she'll kill both of you

Sasuke: Good..

Naruto: Alright!

Sakura: Can you guys kiss again tho?

Naruto and Sasuke: Why?

Sakura: I wanna save as my wallpaper! :3