Naruto: nuuuu!

Sasuke: Stop following me *sits on couch and sharpens kunai*

Naruto: but let me cuddle with u!!!!

Sasuke: No. *scoots away*

Naruto: *anime crys* why won't u let me touch u, Sasuke?!

Sasuke: Because you tried to make out with me five times this week. Not to mention trying to have sex with me *blushes deep pink*

Naruto: plllllz! we haven't done it in soooo long!!!!

Sasuke: I love you, Naruto, but I think you're taking this a bit too far. *puts kunai down*

Natuto: OMG PLSSSSS!!!

Sasuke: .....

Naruto: Please?

Sasuke: Fine.. u can cuddle.. BUT NO GRINDING ON MY.. *whispers* groin.. Oh and NO LAP DANCE

Naruto: *puts hand behind back, and finger crosses* On a Hokage's word! huehue :3

~Minutes later~

Sasuke: *snores quietly*

Naruto: *grinds on his groin*

Sasuke:*wakes up and moans* Naruuu..hnnn

Sasuke: Naruto.. y-you promised..!*gasps*

Naruto: Oh did I? I don't remember that *grinds harder*

Sasuke: Y-you *gasp* brat! When this is *moan* over I'm gonna kill you!

Sasuke: *arches back* Oh k-kami..!