The meme team (aka: Shuichi, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kaede, Maki, and, Kaito) Tsumugi, and Miu were lounging around in Shuichi's living room on a hot summer day. Like usual, they were pretty bored.

"It's to hot to even get uuuuuuuup," Kokichi pouted. He was laying down on the couch, next to Shuichi.

Miu jumped up from the chair she was sitting on, "I, the gorgeous girl genius, Miu Iruma, has come up with an idea!" Miu said confidently, "LET'S ALL GO TO THE BEACH!"

"That's a great idea, Iruma-Chan! Just think of all the fan service!!" Tsumugi cheered. Everyone stared weirdly at the perverted girl.

"That sounds like fun," Kaede agreed, "does everyone else want to go?" She asked. They all cheered in excitement. "Great! Then I'll ask everyone else if they want to go too!"

Rantaro came up behind Shuichi and said, "just imagine Akamatsu-Chan in a bikini." Shuichi blushed nervously. Kokichi over heard and through a pillow at Rantaro's face, "the only person my beloved Saihara should be thinking about that way, is me!" Shuichi hid his face behind a pillow and Rantaro just laughed.

~Time skiparoo to the beach. This was brought to you by Tsumugi's fan service ideas~

Kaede sent a few texts, and everyone was able to come. The girls and guys decided to split up until they got to the beach, it may or may not have been because Tenko said, "I don't need any degenerate males looking at Yumeno-San in a swimsuit until they absolutely have to! If anyone objects to this, I'll Neo Aikido your face into a blender!" They guys valued their faces, so they made no arguments.

The guys arrived at the beach a bit earlier than the girls. They set up some towels and umbrellas they had brought with them. Kokichi also made sure to bring some Panta in a cooler.

When the girls arrived, the party really started. They all ran out of the car and stampeded over the boys to get to the ocean. Kirumi stayed behind to set some things up. She brought a volleyball net and a table, which she layed many snacks on. These snacks were over the top, as per usual of Kirumi. "Wow Tojo-San! These look amaizing! But you didn't have to do all this!" Shuichi said. 

"Well, she did do it, and like you said, they do look pretty delicious! Soooo thank you Mom!~" Kokichi shouted.

"I am pleased with your gratitude, but it is really no problem for me. I enjoy serving all of you!" Kirumi explained.

The boys decided to go to the water with the girls, and on my god did they look hot. Kaede had on a cute white bikini with music notes, Tenko and Tsumugi wore solid color ones, Himiko wore a red and black one piece, Miu wore a very revealing bikini, Angie wore her usual outfit, and Maki wore a red swimsuit. All of the guys were blushing like crazy, except Kokichi. He didn't care.

Kaito walked up to Maki and grinned, "hey, Maki Roll, lookn' pretty cu-"

"Do you wanna die?" She asked as soon as she figured out what he was going to say. Kaito backed up a little.

Kaede came up to Shuichi and blushed a bit, "h-hey, Shuichi. You look nice..." Shuichi blushed and was about to say the same until Tsumugi cut in saying "BEGONE THOT!" And chased her away, "NO ONE'S GETTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHIP!"

They were all, having a good time. Some were playing volleyball, Running around in the water, talking, eating snacks. It was all going well until Kokichi got high on Panta. "Hey, hey, Saihara-Chaaaan! I'm bored, why don't you kiss me?" He asked. He was like his usual self, just 10x more hyper.

"Wh-what? N-no, I, um" Shuichi didn't exactly know how to respond, so he just ran away and hid behind Kaede. Kokichi chased after him.

 "Shuichi? What's wrong? Why are you hiding behind me... wait are you trying t-"

"No! It's not like that! Just be quiet, or he'll find me!" Shuichi whisper-yelled.

"AKAMATSU-CHAN CANT HELP YOU NOW, SAIHARA-CHAN!" Kokichi said, grabbing onto Shuichi. Kaede and Shuichi yelped in fear. Kokichi somehow managed to climb onto Shuichi's shoulders. He desperately tried to shake Kokichi off, but he wasn't able too.

"Ah! That degenerate male is annoying Saihara! I mean, I know Saihara is also a male, but he has practiced Neo Aikido! Therefore, he doesn't deserve to be bothered!" Tenko yelled, "Yumeno-San! Get on my shoulders! We are going to teach that degenerate a lesson!" Tenko picked Himiko up out of the water and placed her on her shoulders. She then ran to Shuichi and told Himiko to punch Kokichi in the face.

"Nyeh! I'll use my magic and turn you into a frog!" Himiko shouted.

"I'd like to see you try!" Kokichi grinned.

"Your lucky I ran out of mana!" Kokichi and Himiko started a chicken fight, still on top of Shuichi and Tenko's shoulders. Others started to see and joined in on the fun. 

"You better get ready for this gorgeous girl genius, you fuckin' virgins!" Miu yelled, hopping onto Kiibo.  Rantaro picked up Kaede and put her on his shoulders. Kaito convinced Maki to do the same, surprisingly she was able to carry him no problem.

They all began a giant fight, which Tsumugi was able to get on camera. She, Kirumi, Gonta, Ryoma, Kiyo, and, Angie were all just watching the action from the sand. "Atua says, this will be the best summer ever! And Atua never lies! Nyahaha!" Angie laughed.

In the end, Maki and Kaito ended up winning this battle, Kaito was bragging proudly while Maki just shrugged it off.

It was getting dark, so Kirumi decided to bring out sparklers (if you don't know what that is, it's basically like a firework and a match had a baby. They don't explode, so you can hold them.) They all lit them, they shined beautifuly in the darkness of the night. Angie waved them in the air as some kind of prayer to Atua, Himiko said she was able to light hers with her magic, and Kokichi started chasing Kaito to try and burn his hair.

By how this day went, everyone knew this summer was going to be insane.

A/N: Wooo 1068 words! I am so ready for summer to start already XD.