"Hello everyone, your favorite supreme leader here! Back with another episode of how to catch a motherfucking cheater," Kokichi said into the microphone.

"Anyway, today we have Shuichi Saihara! Here to test out his thot girlfriend, Kaede Akamatsu, and see if she would cheat!" Kokichi introduced. Shuichi nervously took a seat. "So, Saihara, why do you think she would cheat on you?" Kokichi asked with a grin.

"W-well, whenever she sees a person who could play the piano, she's always staring at them, and blushing," Shuichi explained, "I can't help but think she doesn't want anything to do with me."

"Oh, um, well we're gonna find out today!" Kokichi said, playing a live video recording.

There stood a girl with blonde hair and a pinkish purple vest, which was Kaede. She encountered a person who was playing the piano. She instantly took interest. "Hey, this is a reaaaally nice Piano! And it plays so well..." She said, practically drooling.

"Why thank you," The person said.

"Mind if I try?!" Kaede asked excitedly.

"Go ahead~" The person said suduCCtively.

Kaede started playing a song on the piano, joined by the other person. "Wow, you're really good. Much better than I am. Maybe you could come over to my place and teach me a few things~~~~~~~~~" The person said, winking.

"Oh, I'd love too!" Kaede smiled.

Shuichi was getting nervous. Did she understand what the actor really meant, or was she oblivious to that?

The person smiled seduCCCCCtively "Yeah, this piano has a beautiful structure, but not as beautiful as y-"

"yOu UnDeRsTaNd My LoVe fOr PiAnOs?!?!" Kaede asked, surprised.

"Wait huh?" The person was confused.

"I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE WHO'S UNDERSTOOD ME!" She said, hugging the person, and getting closer to them. Like, really close... A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.

"I-I can believe she'd actually cheat on me,,," Shuichi said almost crying.

"Y-yeah, I totally get what you mean! I love the piano more than anyone else!" The person said nervously.

"Great! So you won't mind if I do this then..." Kaede asked, blushing. She then proceeded to make out with the piano.

"Wait... WHAT? SHE'D CHOOSE A PIANO OVER ME?!" Shuichi said begining to cry.

"W-well, that's all for this episode of how to catch a motherfucking cheater! S-see you next time!" Kokichi said as Shuichi contained to cry waterfalls of tears, Kaede continued to make out with the piano, and the poor actor was scared for life.

A/N: How dare you cheat on detective boi, Kaede! ¡-¡ idk rn XD