Singing cOntest

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(The fact that I'm able to publish a new part everyday really makes it clear that I have no life. Also this chapter is inspired from a chapter from another crack fic)

Rantaro, Shuichi, Kokichi, Kaede, Maki, and Kaito were all sitting in the AV room, bored as hell.

"Maybe we should watch a documentary on bugs?" Kaede asked.

"N-no. I've watched them all. A million times..." Shuichi explained.

They continued to stare at the ceiling, thinking about what to do.

Rantaro opened his mouth to say something. "Oh no, another one of Amami-kun's terrible ideas," everyone thought as he started to speak.

"We should have a singing contest," Rantaro suggested, still looking at the ceiling.

"That's... not a bad idea!" Kaede agreeded.

"You must have a death wish if you think I'm going to sing," Maki said giving her 'do you wanna die' glare.

"C'mon Maki Roll! It'll be fun! Just give it a shot?" Kaito pleaded.

"Fine. But don't expect too much from me," she said with her puffy face.

"Ooo Saihara-Chan! Are you gonna do it?" Kokichi asked.

"Well if everyone else is, then I don't see why not," Shuichi said smiling.

"Great! I'll ask the others if they want to join. Um I guess we'll meet up in the gym, at 5:00," Rantaro said.

Rantaro ended up being able to convince everyone to join. He told them to arrange 'singer/ team names' some of them didn't take it seriously.

Everyone chose what song they were going to sing, and met in the gym.

Rantaro was already there, and he was sitting backwards in his chair. "Sup guys! I was thinking about being the host until Kaede asked me to partner up with her. How could I miss that opportunity? So SHIROGANE-CHAN! Can you take over for me?" Rantaro asked.

"Gladly!" Tsumugi happily agreed.

Tsumugi grabbed the list of contestants and read the first name on the top, "First up, PPPPFFFFT, the totAlly not virgins??" Tsumugi read out loud. Everyone started to crack up. Even Maki couldn't help but giggle.

Kiibo looked really embarrassed, "Iruma-San! That wasn't the name we agreed on!"

"I honestly don't give a fuck, LETS GET STARTED ALREADY!!" Miu yelled.

Kiibo and Miu started their performance and honestly, it was ear rape. It was basically Miu playing a techno beat and Kiibo screaming. (If you know what video this is from you're cool).

"P-please stop!" Tsumugi yelled, "I can't hear my own voice!"

The monokubs pushed them off the stage before anyone's ears began to bleed.

"U-um, the next contestants are, Avocado man and Piano girl- WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU GUYS HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR!!" Tsumugi yelled. Kaede and Rantaro tried to suppress their laughter.

A few more people went up, and they weren't too bad. Ryoma sang some edgy depressing song, Kirumi made a beautiful tune with wine glasses, and Tenko and Himiko sang 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' it was going great.

"Okay! Next up is... Panta Thot?? PaNtA thOt? PANTA THOT?? HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA" Tsumugi Laghed. She was getting a real kick out of these names.

Kokichi got up on the stage, "heeey Saihara-Chan!~"

"I'm not associated with that human being," Shuichi said, blushing in embarrassment.

Then Kokichi started singing. He just had to choose this song to make things 100x more uncomfortable. "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM! LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER!" Kokichi sure did now how to make people laugh. Everyone in the gym was dying laughing, rolling around on the floor. Shuichi on the other hand, was blushing so hard he might collapse. (This is what happens when I have the same song stuck in my head for more than a day).

They all continued with the show, some taking it less seriously than the others. At the very end, Tsumugi said "Alrighty! It's time to vote for who you thought was the best!" She handed out pens and paper and everyone scribbled down their answers. Tsumugi collected the votes once everyone was done, she tallied the score and... "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! AVOCADO MAN AND PIANO GIRL WON?!" Tsumugi then flipped a table and left the room.

"Congratulations Amami-Kun and Akamatsu-Chan!" They all congratulated. Kokichi then brought out some carbonated drinks and they all just sat in the gym talking for the rest of the night.

"Ouma-Kun, get off of me please," Shuichi requested

"Uuuuuuum, no."

A/N: oh gee, I'm obviously running out of ideas here XD. If you're reading this and ever have an idea of what I could write, then just request it XD. I may or may not have been high... on dangonronpa memes...

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