(I used a random story generator. Oops)

What would you do if you knew there were douchey Monokumas with shocking habits near the ones you love?

During a FTE in Hope's Peak Academy in 2001, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath.

During a FTE in Hope's Peak Academy in 2001, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 17-year-old Kokichi Ouma, a smexy and hilarious supreme leader.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from douchey Monokumas who lick each other? Would you even want to?

Douchey Monokumas And Other Horrorsfollows Kokichi Ouma and his pesamistic best friend, Shuichi Saihara, as their thrilling lives tumble through turbulent events in Dangan Island, again and again.

However, Kokichi finds himself troubled by his thrilling ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the douchey Monokumas?

Ame explores scarves and emo hats to full effect in the romantic comedy novel to end all romantic comedy novels.

Woops. LET'S DO IT AGAIN

Himiko Yumeno is a Crazy, Smexy af and lazy Magician from Magical Loli World. Her life is going nowhere until she meets PinwheelHead Chabashira, a buff, childish woman with a passion for Aikido.

Himiko takes an instant disliking to PinwheelHead and the Energetic and Protective ways she learnt during her years in Himiko's Imagination.

However, when a gay clown tries to flip Himiko, PinwheelHead springs to the rescue. Himiko begins to notices that PinwheelHead is actually rather magical at heart.

But, the pressures of PinwheelHead's job as a Aikido master leave her blind to Himiko's affections and Himiko takes up magic to try an distract herself.

Finally, when sad robot, Deganerate Male, threatens to come between them, PinwheelHead has to act fast. But will they ever find the love that they deserve?

Okay I'm high. ONE MORE TIME!

In a cave there lived a dead, professional astronaut named Kaito Momota. Not a scary smexy, ghostly cave, filled with space ship and an emo smell, nor yet a tsundereish, pouty, binchy cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an astronaut-cave, and that means tsundereness.

One day, after a troubling visit from the assassin Maki Harukawa, Kaito leaves his cave and sets out in search of three edgy slippers. A quest undertaken in the company of Monokumas, Monomis and dumb Monokubz.

In the search for the assassin-guarded slippers, Kaito Momota surprises even himself with his dumbness and skill as a astronaut.

During his travels, Kaito rescues a knife, an heirloom belonging to Maki. But when Maki refuses to try sleeping, their friendship is over.

However, Maki is wounded at the Battle of Killing Game and the two reconcile just before Kaito engages in some serious sleeping.

Kaito accepts one of the three edgy slippers and returns home to his cave a very wealthy astronaut.

I'm high. Very high.