(I started this 6 months ago so anything I say other than some a/n is from 6 months ago)white: SOOO in arab culture white is the color u use to go to funerals bc i actually dont remember but my dad told me and damian is an arab soo I remember now white is like a light cooler and it's celebrates the dead rather than mourn them with black or sun shit like that

when damian found out his mother was holding a funeral for ra's FINALLY

he realized he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY WHITE CLOTHES AT ALL

LET ALONE TRADITONAL WHITE assasian clothes required and specially made ONLY for funerals

so he did the only logical thing

he drew a man and womens clothing for him and marinette than called her

"habbibti?" (I just wanna say I completely forgot but habbibi is the male way for saying my love in Arabic. Y'all have been writing habbibi which is what you call you uncles on your moms side, like my habbibi amine. And habbiti is the female but idk if your supposed to call your aunts on you dads side habbiti (then their name) Bc my dad has no siblings and I call my moms side kchelti. Anyways take notes author Bc auto correct doesn't know this. Ahahahah I can't believe I forgot. I think when I wrote Damian saying habbiti my mind was like 'aight that's the right way and it's also what everyone been writing' but it's not) (I'm laughing so hard rn)

"yes" said a pregnant women as she walked in their shared room in their aparment

"never mind i'll just ask alfred"
"What no what do u need"

"White clothes that look like this"
(Low key Me listening to Shawn mendes rn thinking abt making a daminette songfic book called the Shawn mendes chronicles a daminette story)
"I can do that but why"
"Mother is holding ra's' funeral"
"Oh Dami"marinette said with remorse written all over her face
I'm lazy and I just want to get to falling so I can do my favorite song so ima shorten this up
Moral of the story marinette made the close by midnight passed out on their apartment couch and the next day they put their close transformed and went to the temple then they (Ed sheeran just came on I feel like 2021 is the year for nostalgia like please I need some nostalgia castle on the hill: I miss the way u make me feel its real when we watched the sunset over the castle on the hillLLLLL!!)
Where kidnapped da fauq
They woke up at an alter in white wedding clothes
"we r here to bond a very pregnant guardian and my son"
"We r so sorry guardian this might ruin ur life especially if ur married and bearing a child"
"Pfffffffffttttt ahhahahahahahahaggagahH" both Damian and marinette started laughing
"Why r you laughing"
"Bc mother u obviously don't check ur mail"
"WHAT DOES MY MAIL HAVE TO DO WITH FORCING U TO GET MARRIED AND JOIN ME BACK IN THE LEAGUE"
"Ahhaha I invited you to marinette and I's wedding three years ago the 25 yr old said (AHHHHHHH SEÑORITA JUST CAME ON IM BOUTTA START CRYING OMFG SAPPHIRE MOONLIGHT WE DANCE FOR HOURS IN THE SAND TEQUILA SUBRISE HER BODY FELL RIGHT IN MY HANDS IT FELT LIKE OOH LALALALLALAL remember when the whole world was shipping shawmila and then after señorita came out and the world shipped them even more and paparazzi took a vid OF THEM K-I-S-S-I-N-G AND IT WENT CANNON #SUMMER2019VIBEZZZ!!!!!! HEY NOW UR AN ALL STAR OMG IM TAKING UP ALL THIS SPACE RANTING ABT NOSTALGIA AND 2019 and music well that's me I rant a-lot) "well this is awkward" marinette said
"Damn mother I thought u were finally going to accept grandfathers death it's been 15 years" Damian said as they left

(Anyone think abt how at Christian weddings they say until death do us part and then they get divorced three months later and just PART?!? also MUSIC FROM 2019 and under was LIT AF) (<——- wtf was I doing with my life 6 months ago)
I've decided in ending all my stories with peryat/ PERIODT
so

PERIODT (literally is this who we are is this what represent?!?)
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MERCY JUST CAME ON AND I JUST REALIZED HOW DIFFERENT 2015-2017 Shawn sounds from 2018-2021 Shawn sounds oof
Consuming all the air from my lungs
Ripping all the skin from off my bones I'm prepared to sacrifice my life I would gladly do it twice
CONSUMING all the air from my lungs RIPPING ALL THE SKIN FROM OFF NY BONES
I'm prepared to sacrifice my life I would GLADLY DO IT TWIIIIIICCCCCCEEE OOOOOHHH PLEASE HHHHAAAAAVVVEEEE MERCY ON ME
School:
marinette was starting a new school
Marinette was terrified
PERIODT

Jk jk I just really want to get to falling u have NO FROCKING IDEA (frocking bahahahahha)

The school was in America los angles the city of angels college of art and business.
We are making this a headcannon
•Mari met Dami their tired overworked asses kept eachother awake
•they became besties
•Mari had a slight non obsessive crush on him her and Luka had just broken up
From a long distance relationship they were actually reallly in love (there goes my lukanette heart) (early 2021 me you have no idea have you you truth I bet you didnt)

(YOOOO NOT ME ACTUALLY CRYING OVER LUKANETTE)
but it didn't work out
•Damian felt friendly towards Mari but not in the way he felt towards Jon
• eventually they got together (every after more than two months I'm still eager to get to falling)

Not me in the car with my bee miraculous high bun and hood up rocking out to Jessie's girl

Btw this was all written 16/01/2021
Idk but umm so yeah let's continue

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Caught in the moment not even thinking twice
(I literally don't feel motivated anymore I came edited this chpt fixed shit got to falling and don't want to do it anymore be glad I posted this chpt tho it's been in my drafts for almost 6 months