"I don't wanna be here.." Mumbled Danny.

"You're just going to be answering some questions" The interviewer told him.

Danny sat down on one of the many chairs in the room. His class followed. Sam sat next to Danny along with Tucker.

"Alrighty, Lets begin. First off, my name is Lilly and i'll be asking-"

"Nobody cares" Danny grumbled. Jazz looked at Lilly apologetically.

"Sorry, he hasn't had any muffins today so he's a bit grumpy..."

Lilly just nodded. She looked down at her paper.
"Alright, fangirl834 asks, 'Who the fuck told Danny about Vines and Memes?'"

Everyone turned and glared at Tucker.
"Hey! Clint and Peter helped!"

"When this is over, you're dead" Sam told him. Tucker swallowed nervously.

Lilly asked the next question.
"@jessicaodear wants to know, 'Who watches DJ while Danny is fighting ghosts or is at school?'"

Danny answered.
"My Mom and Dad watch him while i'm at school but when I'm fighting ghosts he's either with Jazz, Star, Paulina, Elizabeth, Tucker, or Sammy"

"TSMG_Inc is curious as to who's your OTP?"

Danny looked at Sam in confusion.
"OTP? What's that?"

"It's short for 'One True Pairing' like who's your favorite ship" Sam answered.

"Ohhh, then us!" Danny smiled and kissed her cheek.

"Amethyst Ocean!" Tucker exclaimed.

"Yeah, Same with me" Elizabeth said.

"Swagger bishie" Paulina mumbled.

"Moving on, @thepuppylover1 wants to know, how old is DJ?"

Dannys face immediately brightened.
"He's almost a year old! My baby is growing up way to fast" Danny sniffed.

All of the girls nodded in agreement.
"I can't wait until he's older! I can teach him all of the pranks!" Tucker said.

"I can teach him all about football!" Kwan exclaimed, Dash nodding in agreement.

Lilly smiled.
"That's adorable. Ok, this question is from the same user. They want to know if Danny is affected by the Demons hour"

"Whats the Demons hour?" Danny asked.

"That's a 'No'" Tucker said.

"But I wanna know what it is!"

"The following questions are all from @EvanyWolfgirl. First, she wants to know if DJ has a ghost form and who's going to tell him about the birds and the bees and that it doesn't apply to him?" Lilly looked up at everyone.

"...what's the birds and the bees?" Danny looked towards Jazz.

"I-It's... they're decreasing at an alarming rate"

"THEY ARE!?"

"Yes, now answer the other question!"

"About DJs ghost form? We're not entirely certain if he'll have one. He hasn't transformed yet but he probably will" Danny told her.

"Ah, ok, they also want to know is Danny creepy? Was he at the beginning? Are you used to it now?" She asked.

"It was creepy when he'd randomly appear next to you in class" Star mumbled.

"Hey! I'm not creepy!" Danny said, defensively.

"Alright, their last question is directed towards Mr Lancer. Are you a secret fanboy of Danny Phantom?" Lilly looked at Lancer.

He raised his eyebrow as he put his book down.
"A fanboy? No. I do think he's doing the right thing and i'm proud of what he does. However, i do not call myself a 'fanboy'"

Lilly nodded.
"Good answer, These questions are all from JanaHani33 first, they want to know if you guys all help Danny fight ghosts" She looked towards everyone.

"He won't let us. He's too worried we'll get hurt," Star rolled her eyes, "but we do watch him fight through the security cameras, thankyou Tucker, to make sure he doesn't die or the assholes in white don't get him" Star explained.

"I still think we should help you fight ghosts!" Nathan crossed his arms.

Danny sighed,
"I know... but I have a healing factor and I'm the reason why they're here. I can't let you guys get hurt helping with something I caused" Sam placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Dude, you gotta stop blaming yourself. Even if you didn't get the portal to work, i'm sure they'd still find a way here" Tucker told him.

"How about we finish this discussion later?" Lancer asked. He looked at Lilly for her to continue.

"Alrighty, Danny, what would you do if someone were to destroy your muffins for no reason?"

"Kill them. They'd die"

"...o-ok! Tucker, How many times have you or Danny had to call Skulker to hide a body?"

"I've lost count... there's been a lot"

"I lost count after we passed 600" Danny said.

"You don't even know 600 people!" Paulina exclaimed.

"Your point is..?"

"...moving on... Dexter, do you still have a crush on Sam?"

Dexter blushed.
"I-I mean... yea-"

"Then they say that you're even more of an asshole"

Everyone burst out laughing. Dexter crossed his arms and glared at the floor.

"Ok, they also want to know how many people have Danny succeeded in making leave the town?"

Elizabeth sighed, "Way to many..."

"Alright, This isnt a question, Mr Lancer, but they admire your ability for putting up with them as your students"

Lancer smiled.
"Why thankyou, it isn't easy that's for sure"

"@SuperRainbowDolphin wants to know, where does Danny hide all of his muffins?"

"In the air molecules"

"...I honestly believe that" Mikey mumbled. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"They also want to know how much time do you spend with Peter and the avengers? How do you juggle that job with yours here?"

Danny thought for a moment.
"We're over there quite a lot. I still make sure I spend time with my family and fight all of the ghosts. I just don't sleep"

Everyone facepalmed.
"That's gonna change! Danny, you need sleep!" Jazz scolded.

"Alright, last question for the day, sassandsarcasm wants to know, How do Danny and Dash feel about the fact that people ship you two together?"

"We're kinda used to it because of Paulina, but it kinda gets weird. Especially when people post pictures of us and send us Fanfiction" Dash said.

"Alright! That'll be all for today! Thankyou for coming!" Lilly waved goodbye as everyone left.

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Don't worry if your question wasn't on here, i'm gonna make more of these. These were most of the questions asked on the chapter 'The Fly'. If your question wasn't answered, just comment it again on this chapter:)