I actually thought Shinsou was Aizawas actual nephew and I just found out it was only a headcannon what the f-

Anyways, for this imma use it sooo... yeah.

Also, I'm sorry for not updating. Kinda got writers block rn (le sob) but imma try and overcome that with mOrE WrItInG so sorry if this is a shit chapter.

I apOloGizE

Also, ITS S U M M E R

WHOOOOHOOO

Moving on,

Enjoy :D

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"Did u guys see the news! We were on it!" Denki exclaimed in excitement.

"Under awful circumstances, that should never be celebrated" Iida said.

"...yeah... but still!"

Ochako leaned over towards Izuku.
"I wonder who our substitute is going to be"

"Maybe Allmight?" Izuku said hopefully.

"Man, I'm gonna get so many babes when they see i was on TV!" Mineta cheered, earning a tongue slap by Tsuyu.

All conversation stopped when they heard a commotion coming from the hallway.

"Why the hell are you here? I told you to stay home!" They heard Aizawa scold.

"And I told you I wasn't gonna stay if you weren't!" Danny's familiar voice whined.

"I'm the adult and you're supposed to listen. I survived much worse then this and I have a class to teach"

"Well so have I! Do you know how much a shot to the head hurts! If you look closely, there's still a scar!"

Iida choked on his water. The door opened revealing an annoyed, bandaged, Aizawa and a semi bandaged smug Danny.

"Sit in your damn seat"

Danny childishly stuck his tongue at him as he sat down. Aizawa made his way to front. He began to talk about the Sports festival that was coming up, much to the surprise of everyone.

"Aizawa Sensei, forgive me but, I thought they would cancel it after everything that had happened" Iida asked after raising his hand.

"The Sports Festival is far too important to cancel, it helps you get recognized by pro hero agencies" He explained.

Danny looked and saw a very excited Ochako.

Danny raised his hand.
"If I win do I get my muffins back?"

Aizawa rolled his eyes.
"Any other questions?"

Danny let out a offended gasp before storming over to the cupboards and climbing inside.

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Danny was, to put it lightly, irritated.

Why?

Some annoying students decided to block the exit, preventing Danny from going home and cuddling with Boo and Spooky.

"Get outta my way!" Katsuki growled as he shoved past. Danny didn't blame him. If it wasn't against the rules, he would of sent them all to the zone.

Danny did his best to ignore a fuming Katsuki and decided to just phase out of everyone's way.

"How sad it is to come here and find a bunch of ego maniacs" A tired voice said, stepping up.

Danny looked at him and almost choked. Nobody noticed the half ghost kid on the brink of having a mental breakdown because he was trying to figure out if his guardian had a kid he didn't tell him about.

"I wanted to be in the hero course but like many others, I was forced to choose a different one. So if anyone of us do well in the festival, it'll be our chance to transfer"

His eyes roamed around the room and stopped on a gawking Danny. The purple haired kid with eye bags raised an eyebrow.

"CRANKY CAT CHILD MAN!" Danny sputtered, pointing.

"Wait hold on, what-"

"CRANKY CAT CHILD MAN BITCH!"

"Cranky cat WHAT-"

"secret love child..." he heard Todoroki mumble under his breath, seeming to be the only one who knew what Danny was talking about.

"Danny Kun stop! You're scaring everyone away!" Izuku said, trying to calm him down.

"Bro do you have another concussion?" Kirishima asked.

Denki and Sero were laughing their asses off in a nearby corner. Bakugou stared at Danny in total confusion.

Danny closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and turned intangible.
"I must leave"

Just like that, he phased through everyone (which scared the absolute hell outta them) and flew his way up into the teachers lounge where he knew Aizawa would be.

He phased into the room, making some guy who looked like a less beefy allmight cough up some blood.

Present Mic walked into the room and let out an unmanly squeak of surprise, dropping his coffee. He looked down at the shattered coffee mug in sadness. He then looked back at Danny who turned tangible.

"AIZAWA! YOUR KID ALMOST GAVE ME AND TOSHINORI A HEART ATTACK!" He said, nearly using his quirk.

"For fucks sake he's not my kid and good" Aizawa grumbled, walking into the room.

Danny immediately appeared in front of him, making him jump back a bit in surprise.

"I know about your secret cat child man!" Danny exclaimed.

Aizawa looked at him like he was insane. Present Mic started laughing and less beefy all Might coughed up some blood again.

"My cat what now"

Danny stomped his foot like a small frustrated child.
"Your secret cat- no man child! But he's not a man, he's my age! So he's a child, but wait how old do you have to be to be a child or a kid or does it not matter-"

"You found your muffin stash didn't you. I can tell! You're probably pumped full of sugar, aren't you?" Aizawa crossed his arms and gave Danny a stern look.

Danny mimicked his stance.
"Don't try and change the subject! Explain why I just saw a kid who resembles you! He has the same eyebags and I swear tHE SMIRKS! And he had cat hair all over his shirt meaning he loves them! JUST LIKE YOU!"

"Alright first of all, why didn't you just say that instead of screaming 'secret cat child man' in my face" Aizawa rubbed his temple, beginning to get a headache.

"I nEeD AnsWeRs" Danny dramatically flopped on the floor. Aizawa covered his face with his hands and took a deep breath.

"I'm assuming this kid also had purple hair"

Danny nodded.

"Then you just saw my nephew, Shinso Hitoshi. He's apart of the General Department class. He's my sisters son, not mine" Aizawa explained.

Danny slowly got up in a seated position.
"Ohhhhh, yeah that makes more sense. I thought you kept him in the basement or under the staircase like Harry Potter's rude ass Aunt and Uncle"

Aizawas eye twitched.
"You thought what?"

"Anyways! My mid life crisis is over. Have a nice day!" Danny grinned, standing up. He made a move to run out the door but Aizawa stopped him using his bandages.

"Oh no you don't! First of all, mid life crisis? You're barely 15!"

"And I'm already half dead so yeah, mid life crisis" Danny said in an obvious tone.

Aizawa ignored Present Mics snort and Toshinori's cough of blood.
"Secondly, you're grounded"

"WHAT!?"

"I took away your muffin stash for a reason! Last time you ate so much you had a stomach ache and passed out! Thirdly, when we get home you're gonna pick up every ounce of crumb I know you left behind from those muffins! Fourthly..."

Present Mic watched his fuming friend with an amused smile. He leaned towards Toshinori.

"'Not my kid' my ass" He said, causing Toshinori too nod in agreement.

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:D

So how are you all doing? I'm pretty bored rn tbh.

But I found this on pintrest and it made me laugh for like eight minutes:

ThOrdOn RamsAY (whEeZe)

Tis all

Good day,